Oh, boy, let me tell you about these shoes. They call them Nike Dunk Waffle Low. Sounds like something you’d eat for breakfast, right? But these are shoes, you see. Fancy shoes for your feet.
My grandson, he’s all about these newfangled things. He kept going on and on about these Nike Dunk shoes. Said I needed to know about ’em. Kids these days, always with the trends and whatnot. Well, they look like regular shoes to me, nothing special.
They got these colors, like… well, like food again. “Coconut Mile,” “Sesame,” and “Wheat.” What in tarnation is a “Coconut Mile”? Sounds like something you’d get at the county fair. And “Sesame”? Like the seeds? And “Wheat”? Are they makin’ shoes outta wheat now? Goodness gracious.
These Nike Dunk Low, they got that swooshy thing on the side, like always. Nike, that’s the name. I remember when Nike was just gettin’ started. Now they’re everywhere, these Nike shoes. Every kid’s gotta have ’em.
- Coconut Mile color
- Sesame color
- Wheat color
They say these shoes are for walking or playing that basketball game. My grandson, he plays, but I don’t see him wearin’ these. He’s got other ones, more colorful, I reckon. These Waffle Low shoes, they’re kinda plain, if you ask me. But what do I know? I’m just an old timer who don’t understand fashion, I guess.
Now, they say these Nike Dunk Waffle, they’re gonna be sold soon. March 5th, I heard. Mark it on your calendar, I suppose, if you’re into that sort of thing. I don’t see the big fuss, but then again, I’m not the one wearin’ ’em.
These shoes, they cost money, you know. Ain’t nothin’ free these days. They say somewhere between $100 and $150. That’s a lot of dough for shoes, if you ask me. Back in my day, we’d be lucky to get a new pair once a year, and they sure didn’t cost that much. Times have sure changed, I tell ya.
You can get these shoes on that computer thing. Nike’s got a website, I guess. My grandson showed it to me once. Lots of shoes on there. But these Dunk Waffle Low, they’re special, I suppose. They say there’s gonna be a lot of folks wantin’ them.
They say that sometimes, these Nike Dunks are under retail. I don’t know about the “retail”. But they said because of that shipping. And that demand. Whatever it is. Too many people want it, I guess.
Why they call ’em Waffle, though? That’s what I wanna know. Do they look like waffles? Kinda, I suppose. They got those little squares on the bottom, like a waffle iron. Maybe that’s it. Maybe they thought it was a clever name. Kids and their names these days.
Well, there you have it. That’s all I know about these Nike Dunk Waffle Low shoes. If you like ’em, you like ’em. If you don’t, you don’t. Me? I’ll stick to my old shoes. They’re comfortable, and they don’t cost an arm and a leg.
I still don’t understand why they named shoes after food. It’s mighty peculiar. But like I said, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who’s seen a lot of things change. And these shoes, well, they’re just another one of those things. Another one of those newfangled Nike Dunks.
All the kids want those shoes. Run around in them, show them off. I don’t know. When I was young, we didn’t care about shoes that much. But those young people, they sure love their Nike Dunk Lows. That “Waffle” one, that new one. That all the rage.
Well, I best be going now. Got chores to do. Don’t you worry about these shoes. If you want them that bad, you will get them, I suppose. They are just shoes, that is all. Nothing more nothing less. That is it. Nike Dunk Waffle Low. What a name!
