Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this song, “eat the booty like groceries.” I heard it on the radio the other day, and my ears are still ringin’. It’s all the young folks are talkin’ about these days. They say it’s a real popular song. What a world, what a world.
Eat the Booty Like Groceries Song, What’s That All About?
This “eat the booty like groceries” thing, it’s a line from a song, they say. Some fella named Omarion, I think? And some other folks singin’ along with him. I don’t know these young people’s music. Sounds like a bunch of ruckus to me. But I guess they know what they’re doing, but I don’t know. This popular song, it’s got everyone’s tongues waggin’.
I heard some young girls gigglin’ about it at the market. They say it’s a love song. This eat the booty like groceries song, a love song? Back in my day, love songs were about holdin’ hands and maybe a kiss on the cheek. Now they’re singin’ about… groceries? And other things I don’t even wanna say out loud.
This Song Is Everywhere!
You can’t escape it. This “eat the booty like groceries” song is always on. It’s on the radio. It’s at the grocery store, playin’ softly. Even my old neighbor, bless his heart, was hummin’ it the other day. He said he heard it on one of them music video shows, the ones that never have the videos. He must have heard this popular song on there.
- Heard it on the radio
- Heard it at the market
- Even heard it in a playlist with many other songs
- Some fella on the radio says it’s a hit
They say this eat the booty like groceries song is a “hit.” A big hit. I guess that means a lot of folks like it. I don’t understand it myself, but I reckon there’s no accountin’ for taste. They say it made some girl famous, too. I don’t know, that girl, who she is or what she’s singing about, but this song made her famous.
All These Young People Love This Song
My grandkids, they know all the words. They sing it all the time. This eat the booty like groceries song is like their favorite. I asked them what it meant, and they just laughed. Said it was a secret. Kids these days, they have their own language. And they like this popular song.
I saw a group of teenagers at the park, they were all dancin’ and singin’ along to it. Had it playin’ on one of them little speaker things. They were havin’ a grand old time, I suppose. This song, this eat the booty like groceries song, makes them happy, I guess. But I don’t think the words are appropriate.
What’s the World Comin’ To?
Sometimes I worry about the world these young folks are growin’ up in. With all this talk about “eat the booty like groceries” and such. It just doesn’t seem right. But then again, maybe I’m just old-fashioned. This popular song seems to be what all the kids like.
I remember when music was about pretty things. Like flowers and birds and holdin’ hands. Now it’s all about… well, you know. This eat the booty like groceries song is just a sign of the times, I suppose. A sign of how things are changin’.
Maybe It’s Not So Bad
But who am I to judge? If this eat the booty like groceries song makes the young folks happy, then maybe it’s not so bad. Maybe it’s just a different kind of music for a different time. Maybe they understand something that I don’t.
I still don’t like it, though. It’s just not my cup of tea. But I guess I can tolerate it. For the sake of the young people. And this popular song, well, it seems like it’s here to stay. So I might as well get used to hearin’ it. It’s a crazy world, that’s for sure. A crazy, crazy world.
