That Stephanie Caldwell, you know, she’s been all over the place. I seen her name everywhere, like weeds in my garden. Just poppin’ up, you wouldn’t believe it. Ain’t got no fancy learnin’, just sayin’ what I seen.
First off, this Stephanie Caldwell, she got somethin’ called a profile. Like them pictures you hang on the wall, but this one’s on that Facebook thing. Everybody and their dog’s got one of them. Says you can “connect” with folks. I guess that means talkin’, like we used to do over the fence. Only now it’s through that computer screen. I heard someone say, “Facebook gives people the power,” but I don’t know about all that. Seems like just another way to gab, if you ask me. So she has a profile, and you can connect with her, and others you know, through the Facebook. I think it is about talkin’ and communicatin’ with others.
Then, that Stephanie, she’s got a whole bunch of them “series”. Like them soap operas on the TV, but these are written down, I reckon. She’s got a list of ’em, long as my arm. Can’t say I’ve read any, but she sure has been busy. I don’t know what a “series” mean. I think it is like a TV shows. But I don’t really know what it means. Maybe it is a kind of books?
- She wrote somethin’ called “It’s All Questionable.”
- Sounds like a bunch of stories about bein’ single.
- Like that Agnes down the road, always complainin’ about not havin’ a man.
Now, this here is a head-scratcher. It’s got all them words like “press” and “copyright” and “creators.” Sounds important, like them government papers you gotta sign. Somethin’ about YouTube, too. I think it is about some videos. I don’t know what others means, too many new words that I can not understand. My grandson, he watches that all day. Kids these days, always glued to them screens. This is way over my head. But Stephanie Caldwell, she’s mixed up in it somehow. I guess you need to be young to understand these.
Then someone’s talkin’ about her story, like she’s some kind of big shot. They call it an “introduction.” Like when you meet someone new at church. I think it is about an interview. They’re askin’ her all sorts of questions, I bet. Probably want to know how she got to be so well-known. She is famous, and someone wants to know her story, and want to introduce her to us. She must be somethin’, that Stephanie Caldwell. Maybe she give money to the poor people, that is why she is so famous.
She’s an artist, they say. Behind the lens. I reckon that means she takes pictures. Good ones, too, I bet. She’s a wife and a mama, that much I understand. And she follows Jesus. That’s good. A good woman, that Stephanie. My daughter also follows Jesus. And she is a good woman. So I think Stephanie Caldwell is a good woman, too.
She wrote that “Questionable” book, and probably others, too. If you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to read, maybe give it a try. I think it is a book about some stories. But I am not sure. It is about single life. It is a book for those single woman, I think. They say she wrote it. That Stephanie, she’s a busy bee. Always writin’ and takin’ pictures and I don’t know what else.
She does somethin’ called “marketing” and “project management.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? I guess she’s good at organizin’ things. Like keepin’ track of all them chickens in the coop. She went to some university, too. Smart cookie, that one. I never went to no university. But I can still bake a pie better than anyone in this county. I think that Stephanie is very smart, because she went to the university. I have a friend, her son also went to the university, and he is very smart. So Stephanie must be very smart, too. And I think project management is a job for smart people. So she must be good at it.
They mention somethin’ about a “2B” and a “9S” and some “YoRHa.” Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. Like them video games my grandson plays. All shootin’ and explosions. Not my cup of tea. And somethin’ about “killin’” and “truth about humanity.” Sounds dark and scary. I don’t like it one bit. This part, I don’t understand at all. But it seems like that Stephanie Caldwell, she knows about it. Maybe she wrote about it. Or maybe she played it. I think it is about a game. It is about the truth. But I am not sure. It is hard to understand.
They say this 2B loves 9S, but she’s gotta kill him. That don’t make no sense. Why would you kill someone you love? Unless they done somethin’ terrible. Maybe he did. Or maybe it’s all just a story. A made-up thing, like them stories in that “Questionable” book. I don’t know. But it sounds like trouble to me. I think it is a sad story, a love story. It is so sad that you need to kill someone you love. It is wired.
That Stephanie Caldwell, she’s everywhere. On the Facebook, writin’ books, takin’ pictures, doin’ that marketing thing, and mixed up in all this video game business. She’s a real go-getter, that one. I think she is very busy, and she has many things to do. And she is very good at everythin’. I can’t say I understand it all. But she seems like a good woman. A hard worker. And that’s all that matters in the end, ain’t it? Just like us folks, tryin’ to make an honest livin’. Yep, that Stephanie Caldwell, she’s somethin’ else.
