Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Bee-yon-say gal and her fancy clothes. Folks keep jabberin’ about her, so I figured I’d take a look-see myself.
Beyonce in Gucci, huh? That’s what they’re callin’ it. Sounds like a bunch of highfalutin’ nonsense to me, but here we go.
So, this Bee-yon-say, she’s a singer, I reckon. A real famous one, from what I hear. And she likes them fancy clothes, the kind you wouldn’t wear to slop the hogs, that’s for sure. This Gucci stuff, it’s s’posed to be real high-end, the kind rich folks wear.
One time, she was wearin’ this whole getup, head to toe, from Gucci. They called it the “Aria” collection. Sounded like somethin’ outta an opera, not that I know much about operas. Anyway, she was standin’ there with her husband, that Jay-Z fella. He’s a rapper, I think. They make a lot of money, them two.
This outfit, it was shiny, real shiny. Like a disco ball, almost. Had these sparkly things all over it. They said it was a “hacked” collaboration with another fancy brand, Balen-somethin’-or-other. Don’t ask me what that means. Sounds like someone stole somethin’, but I guess that ain’t it. It’s just fashion folks talkin’ crazy, like always.
- The jacket, they said it cost thirteen thousand dollars! Thirteen thousand dollars! For a jacket! I could buy a whole new tractor for that kinda money. And it had these fancy labels on it, Gucci and that other brand. Like they need to tell ya how much it cost.
- And then there was these pants, they called ’em “pantaleggings.” Don’t ask me, I just wear overalls. But these things, they were tight and sparkly too, covered in more of them shiny things. And they cost ten thousand dollars! Ten thousand! For pants! My head’s spinnin’ just thinkin’ about it.
Seems like this Bee-yon-say, she likes to shine. She was on some kinda tour, a big one, folks was talkin’ about it. The “Renaissance” tour, they called it. Sounds fancy, right? And she wore all sorts of crazy outfits, all sparkly and shiny and costin’ more money than I’ll ever see in my life.
She had this one outfit, all covered in crystals. Gucci and Balen-somethin’-or-other again. Folks went wild for it. They took pictures and put ’em on the internet, whatever that is. And they talked about how “dazzlin’” she looked. Well, I guess she did shine, like a Christmas tree in the middle of July.
They keep changin’ outfits, these singers. One minute she’s in Gucci, the next minute she’s wearin’ somethin’ else. Balmain, they said. And somethin’ called Ivy Park, which I hear is her own brand. So she’s makin’ the clothes and then wearin’ ’em and sellin’ ’em. Smart gal, I guess.
She had this pink outfit, from her Ivy Park line. And her dancers, they wore the same thing. Like a bunch of pink flamingos, all dancin’ around. It was somethin’ to see, I reckon.
And there’s more, always more. Sequins and silver and all sorts of things. This Bee-yon-say, she’s a walkin’ fashion show, that’s for sure. And folks, they eat it up. They love seein’ her in all them fancy clothes. Gucci, Balenciaga, Roberto Cavalli, sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me, but they say it’s the best you can get.
I don’t know, I still prefer my overalls. They’re comfortable and they don’t cost an arm and a leg. But I guess that’s why I ain’t a famous singer like Bee-yon-say. She’s got her Gucci and her sparkles, and I got my overalls and my chickens. And that’s just fine by me.
But if you’re lookin’ for Beyonce Gucci outfits, or wanna know what Beyonce wore on tour, I guess you’d be lookin’ at all these fancy clothes. Just search her name and you’ll see more sparkles and shine than you can shake a stick at. And if you find out what a “pantalegging” is, let me know, will ya?
Folks talkin’ bout Beyonce’s best looks, it’s all this Gucci and Balenciaga stuff. They say she’s a style icon, whatever that means. Seems like she can wear anything and people will love it. Maybe she could make overalls fashionable, who knows?
But one thing’s for sure, that Bee-yon-say, she knows how to make a statement. And with all them fancy clothes, she’s definitely makin’ folks talk. And that, I reckon, is the whole point. Whether it’s Gucci’s Fall/Winter 2021 collection with Balenciaga or her own Ivy Park stuff, she’s got folks payin’ attention. And in her world, that’s probably more valuable than a whole barn full of chickens.
