This here story, it’s about that Andy Warhol Silver Factory, somethin’ from Bond No. 9. You know, them fancy smells. I hear folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s a good one. Smells like that city, New York City, they say. Big and loud, I reckon.
They say this here Bond No. 9, it’s somethin’ special. Makes them fancy smells, all different kinds. This Silver Factory one, they say it’s like, well, silver. Shiny and all that. I don’t know about all that shiny stuff, but folks seem to like it.
- This one fella, he said it’s like a robot in a church.
- Rainwater and metal, he said.
- Don’t know what that means, but it sounds kinda interestin’.
I heard some folks say they don’t make it no more. Stopped makin’ it. Discontinued, they call it. Makes it even more special, I guess. Like a treasure or somethin’. Hard to find. If you got one, you hold onto it tight, I reckon.
Now, this Andy Warhol, he was a somethin’ else. An artist, they say. Made them pictures, all colorful and such. This Silver Factory, it was his place, I reckon. Where he made all them pictures. Bet it was a sight to see.
They got other smells too, this Bond No. 9. Wall Street, that’s one. And Bleeker Street. Don’t know them places, but they sound fancy. One smells like cucumbers, they say. The other, like melons. We grow them melons back home. Good eatin’.
This Silver Factory one, though, it’s the one they talk about. Bond No. 9 Andy Warhol Silver Factory, that’s the name. Long name for a smell, ain’t it? But I guess that’s how they do things in the city. All fancy and such.
- They say it’s a summer smell, this Silver Factory.
- Smells like incense and woods.
- Like a campfire, maybe.
- Or them fancy sticks they burn in them stores.
Pricey, too, I hear. Over two hundred dollars for a bottle! Can you believe that? For a smell! Back home, we just smell like the outdoors. Dirt and grass and such. Don’t cost nothin’.
But folks like these fancy smells, I guess. Makes ’em feel good. Like they’re somethin’ special. This Andy Warhol Silver Factory, it’s like a little piece of that city, I reckon. A little piece of that Andy Warhol fella.
They say he had another one, this Andy Warhol. Lexington Avenue, that’s what they call it. Another fancy smell. For the ladies and the men, they say. Don’t know what that one smells like. Probably somethin’ fancy, too.
This fella made it, Claude somethin’. He’s the nose, they say. The one who makes the smells. Sounds like a funny job, don’t it? Sniffin’ things all day. But I guess someone’s gotta do it.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this Bond No. 9 Andy Warhol Silver Factory. A fancy smell for fancy folks. Somethin’ special, they say. If you like that sort of thing, maybe you’ll like this. Me, I’ll stick to the smell of the farm. That’s good enough for me.
They say this Silver Factory, it’s a niche fragrance. Don’t know what that means, exactly. But I guess it means it’s special. Not for everyone. Just for folks who like them fancy things.
I remember one time, my grandson, he came to visit. He was wearin’ some fancy smell. Said it was from the city. Smelled kinda like this Silver Factory, I reckon. Strong and different. Not bad, just different. Reminds you of that Andy Warhol Fragrance.
- This Silver Factory, they say it was made back in December.
- Long time ago.
- They made another one after that, too.
- Another fancy smell in the series, they call it.
All these smells, they got stories, I guess. Like this Silver Factory. It’s got a story about that Andy Warhol fella. And that factory place. And that city, New York City. A whole lot of stories in one little bottle.
I reckon smells can do that. Bring back memories. Take you places. Even if you ain’t never been there. Like this Andy Warhol Silver Factory. It can take to that factory place. It can bring you to that Bond No.9 shop. Even if you’re just sittin’ on your porch, a thousand miles away. They say this Bond No. 9 is a luxury fragrance. Maybe that is true.
Well, that’s all I got to say about that. Just a simple smell, I guess. But sometimes, simple things can be somethin’ special. Just like that plain, old Silver Factory. Just like that plain, old farm. Just like this plain, old lady.
