Alright, alright, let’s gab about this… uh… G Dragon Para Noise thingamajig. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.

So, this G Dragon fella, he’s a big shot singer, a real star, they say. And he teamed up with Nike, you know, the shoe people. They made these shoes called “Para Noise.” Sounds like a ruckus, don’t it? G Dragon Para Noise, that’s the name everyone’s hollerin’ about, so I reckon it’s important.
- First off, they got this shoe, the Air Force 1, it’s a Nike shoe, everyone knows Nike.
- Then G Dragon, he puts his own spin on it, makes it all fancy like.
- They call it “Para Noise,” I told ya that already. Don’t ask me why, sounds like gibberish to me.
Now, these shoes, they ain’t just plain old shoes. They got this white paint on ’em, see? And as you wear ’em, the paint wears off, and there’s a whole ‘nother design underneath. Like a secret, hidden right there on your feet! This G Dragon fella, he’s got his own brand, somethin’ called PEACEMINUSONE, and that logo is on the shoe. Seems like showing off to me, but what do I know? Nike Air Force 1 Para Noise, that’s another thing they call it. Lots of names for the same darn shoe.
I heard tell these shoes cost a pretty penny. Folks lining up, fightin’ over ’em. Land sakes! Back in my day, shoes were just shoes. You wore ’em ’til they fell apart, then you got new ones. Now they got these fancy ones, costin’ more than a month’s rent! But I guess that’s how it is these days. People got money to burn, and they wanna burn it on shoes. And if they want G-Dragon shoes, well, that’s their business. G-Dragon Air Force 1 Para Noise is a real mouthful, ain’t it?
They even got different colors of this Para Noise shoe. The first one was black, I think. Then they made a white one. Folks get all excited about these new colors, like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I tell ya, young folks these days… they got too much time on their hands, worryin’ about shoes. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge? The new one, they call it Para Noise 2.0. Like it’s an upgrade or somethin’. Same shoe, different color, far as I can see.
And tryin’ to buy these shoes, that’s a whole ‘nother story. You can’t just walk into a store and get ’em, oh no. You gotta hunt ’em down, like a wild goose chase. They sell out quick, faster than a greased piglet! Then folks start sellin’ ’em for even more money, tryin’ to make a quick buck. It’s a whole racket, if you ask me. Where to buy G Dragon’s shoes? Good luck with that, I say. Nike Para Noise G-Dragon, see? They mix up the words all the time, just to keep you confused.

So, that’s the long and short of it, this G Dragon Para Noise thing. Fancy shoes, made by a singer, cost a lot of money, hard to find. Folks go crazy for ’em. Me? I’ll stick to my old comfy shoes, thank you very much. But if you’re one of them shoe-crazed folks, well, now you know a little somethin’ about it. And remember those words: G Dragon, Para Noise, Nike Air Force 1. That’s all they’re talkin’ about, these young’uns.
And one more thing, they released these shoes in Singapore too, for a lot of money. Something like 279 dollars, Singapore dollars, mind you! That’s a whole lot of chickens, let me tell ya. And those VIP folks, they got first dibs, you know how it is. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the shoe companies, well, they get the richest of all. So there you have it, my two cents on this whole G-Dragon Nike shoe business. Not worth a hill of beans, if you ask me, but like I said, I’m just an old woman, what do I know?