Well, honey, let’s talk about this waxing thing and when you can, you know, get back to it with your fella. Ain’t nobody told me ’bout these things back in my day. We just had to figure it out ourselves. But now, they got all these fancy places and waxes and whatnot.
So, you got yourself all waxed up down there, huh? Probably feels smoother than a baby’s bottom, I reckon. But hold your horses, sugar. You gotta wait a bit before you can, uh, jump back in the saddle. How long after waxing can you have intercourse? That’s the big question, ain’t it?
From what I hear these young folks sayin’, it’s best to wait a good 24 to 48 hours after waxing. Why? Well, that waxin’, it ain’t just pullin’ out the hairs. It’s rough on the skin, too. Like pullin’ weeds outta the garden, it leaves things a little raw, you see.
- First off, them little holes where the hair used to be, they’re wide open. Like leavin’ your front door open in a storm.
- Second, your skin’s all sensitive and red, like a sunburn.
- And third, you don’t want no nasty germs gettin’ in there and causin’ a ruckus, now do ya?
So, you gotta let your skin heal up a bit. Think of it like this: you wouldn’t plant new seeds in a freshly tilled field, would ya? You gotta give it some time to settle down. Same goes for your, uh, lady garden down there.
Now, they got all kinds of waxes these days. Some say you can get away with waitin’ less time with some of ’em. They say it’s stripless wax, and it’s better, can use after two days shaving. But, bless their hearts, I still say give it at least two full days, maybe even a week just to be safe. You don’t want no regrets later, trust me.
And listen, after you get waxed, don’t go jumpin’ in a hot bath or nothin’. That’ll just irritate things more. They say you shouldn’t shower for 24 hours. Just keep it clean and dry, and let it breathe. Like airing out your quilts in the sunshine.
And don’t even think about puttin’ on them tight, fancy panties right away. Loose cotton is your friend. Let that area breathe, just like you gotta let your bread dough rise. And it is important for you to do it right to avoid irritation and keep your skin smooth.
Now, some folks might tell you different. They might say you can get back to business sooner. But I’m tellin’ ya, from my experience, it’s better to err on the side of caution. What’s a couple of days, anyway? It ain’t worth riskin’ an infection or somethin’ worse.
Besides the intercourse after waxing, there are also other things need to be paid attention to. Some things, people may think they are good, but they are not.
- Like I said, don’t be takin’ no hot baths or showers right after. The heat will just make things worse. Stick to cool water if you have to wash up.
- And don’t go puttin’ on no lotions or creams or nothin’ down there, unless it’s somethin’ special for after waxin’. Your skin’s too sensitive for all that perfumey stuff.
- Don’t go scratchin’ or rubbin’ the area, even if it itches. That’ll just irritate it more. Just pat it gently if you have to.
- And for heaven’s sake, don’t go shavin’ between waxes. That defeats the whole purpose. Just let the hair grow back naturally, and then get it waxed again when it’s long enough.
How long is long enough for waxing? They say to wait seven to ten days at least after shaving. It’s best to get as much growth as possible in one shot. But I remember a time when we didn’t have all these fancy rules. We just did what we had to do. But nowadays, with all these newfangled ways of doin’ things, it’s best to follow the advice of the experts, I reckon.
So there you have it, honey. My two cents on the matter. Just remember to be patient, and let your body heal. And when you do finally get back to it, well, you enjoy yourself. You hear me, honey? This waxing and intercourse things, you just be careful. And listen to your elders. We know a thing or two, even if we don’t know all these fancy terms.
You take care now, sugar. And remember what I told ya. Wait that 48 hours after waxing, at least. And if you’re not sure, always wait a little longer. Better safe than sorry, as they say. Keep your skin be healthy. Now go on and get outta here. And don’t be afraid to ask questions if you need to. There ain’t no shame in learnin’ somethin’ new, no matter how old you are.
