Alright, y’all, let’s gab a bit ’bout this fella, Ken Carson. I ain’t knowin’ much ’bout these young folks and their music, but my grandkid, that little rascal, he’s always hummin’ somethin’ ’bout “Ken Carson”. So, I figured, what the heck, let’s see what this feller’s all about, this Ken Carson, ya know? He’s workin’ online, they say. Workin’ online. Sounds fancy. Back in my day, workin’ meant hoein’ the fields, not tappin’ on some doohickey all day.
Now, they tell me this Ken Carson, he makes music. Not like the good ol’ country tunes I grew up with, mind you. It’s somethin’ they call… uh… “hip hop” or somethin’. My grandkid plays it so loud, it rattles the dishes in the cupboard. Ken Carson music, he calls it. Said this Ken Carson fella’s got songs everywhere, on the internet. You know, that place where all the magic happens these days. I still prefer a good ol’ radio, myself, but the kids, they love that internet thing.
So, I asked that little whippersnapper to show me where to find this Ken Carson. He took me to somethin’ called “SoundCloud”. Sounds like a farm tool, don’t it? But no, it’s where this Ken Carson fella puts his songs, apparently. Millions of ’em, my grandkid says. Millions of songs. Lord have mercy. Back in my day, we had, like, five singers, and that was that. This Ken Carson, he’s got more songs than chickens on a farm, I reckon. And folks listen to ’em for free, on their phones and whatnot. Can you believe it? Free music. We used to pay a nickel for a record, and that was a big deal. Now, this Ken Carson SoundCloud thing, it’s somethin’ else.
Then, my grandkid showed me somethin’ else. “Deezer,” he called it. Another one of them internet music places. Said Ken Carson’s got his whole collection there, all his songs and albums. Ken Carson discography, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d get at the doctor’s office, but no, it’s just a fancy word for all his music. And there’s this “Apple Music” too. Apples ain’t just for pies anymore, I guess. They got music now, too. And Ken Carson’s on there, singin’ his heart out, or whatever they do in this hip hop stuff. This Ken Carson Apple Music makes my head spin.
- Ken Carson’s songs are everywhere online.
- He’s on SoundCloud, Deezer, and even Apple Music.
- My grandkid says he’s really popular with the young folks.
- They listen to his music on their phones and computers.
Now, they say this Ken Carson fella, he’s got albums and mixtapes and all sorts of things. I don’t know what a mixtape is, sounds like somethin’ you make to fix a leaky pipe, but apparently it’s music. And he’s got somethin’ called “EPs”. Lordy, these young folks and their abbreviations. They say he’s got three studio albums, three mixtapes, and four EPs. That’s a lot of music, even for an old lady like me to understand. This Ken Carson albums thing is serious business, it seems. He’s even got music videos, my grandkid showed me one, and it was…well, it was somethin’. Lots of flashy lights and folks dancin’ around. Not my cup of tea, but the kids seem to like it. This Ken Carson music video stuff is a whole different world.
And this Ken Carson, he ain’t just singin’ whenever he pleases. He’s got a schedule, like a proper workin’ man. My grandkid showed me somethin’ that said “Ken Carson – Weekdays 7pm-12am | 94.9 The Point”. Sounds like he’s on the radio, too, sometimes. Guess even these internet fellas gotta go back to the old ways sometimes. He plays on the radio in the evenings, it seems. Probably while all them youngsters are glued to their phones, listenin’ to him on the internet, too. This Ken Carson 94.9 The Point thing means he’s on the radio too, you see. He’s everywhere, I tell ya, this Ken Carson.

Now, I still don’t know much ’bout this Ken Carson fella and his music. It ain’t my style, all that thumpin’ and rappin’. But he’s workin’ online, makin’ a livin’, and that’s somethin’ I can understand. Work is work, whether you’re hoein’ cotton or singin’ songs on the internet, I reckon. And this Ken Carson, he seems to be workin’ mighty hard, judgin’ by all them songs he’s got. He’s on the internet, on the radio, he’s got albums and videos and all sorts of things. He’s a busy fella, this Ken Carson. A busy, popular Ken Carson at that, considerin’ my grandkid won’t stop hummin’ his tunes. And that’s all I gotta say about that. He’s workin’ online, and that’s the long and short of it.