Okay, here’s a blog post about my experience trying to achieve Marilyn Monroe’s hip measurements, written in the style you requested:
So, I got it into my head that I wanted to see if I could get that classic Marilyn Monroe look, specifically those famous hips of hers. I mean, who wouldn’t, right? She was the definition of bombshell back in the day. I’m not really into the whole “idol” thing, but her body shape is something else.
First, I did a little digging around. Just wanted to see what I was actually aiming for. Found some numbers that claimed to be her measurements from when she sang “Happy Birthday” to JFK. And they said, like, 35.5″ bust, 23.5″ waist, and 33.25″ hips. And the other source was about the same, 35 bust, 22 waist, and 35 hips. That is different! Anyway, I decided to focus on her hip size, around 33.25″ or 35″. I found that my current hip size is around 37″. That is my target!
Now, I’m no fitness expert, but I figured diet and exercise were the way to go. I’m not gonna lie, cutting back on the snacks was tough. I swapped out the usual chips and cookies for, you know, healthier stuff. Fruits, veggies, all that jazz. It wasn’t fun, but I was determined.
Then came the workouts. I started with some basic stuff I found online. Lots of squats, lunges, and those weird donkey kicks. Let me tell you, I felt muscles I didn’t even know I had. My legs were basically jelly for the first week. I was really pushing myself, doing these exercises almost every day.
My Exercise Routine
- Squats: 3 sets of 15 reps. These were killer at first, but they really work those glutes.
- Lunges: 3 sets of 12 reps per leg. Walking around the house like a weirdo, but it was worth it.
- Donkey Kicks: 3 sets of 15 reps per leg. Felt ridiculous, but hey, gotta do what you gotta do.
- Hip Bridges: 3 sets of 20 reps. Lying on my back, lifting my hips up. Surprisingly tiring.
After a few weeks, I started to see some changes. Not drastic, but my clothes were fitting a little differently. I measured myself again, and guess what? I was down to about 35 inches! I was actually doing it. I mean, I will never be Marilyn Monroe, nor do I want to be. But I was happy to see my efforts were paying off.
But let’s be real, it wasn’t all smooth sailing. There were days when I just wanted to give up and eat a whole pizza. And sometimes I did, not gonna lie. But I always got back on track the next day. It’s all about balance, right?
So, after a couple of months of this whole routine, I finally hit my target. My hips were measuring around 33.5 inches! It was a lot of work, and honestly, I’m not sure I’d do it again. But it was a fun experiment, and I learned a lot about my body and what I’m capable of. I still have 1.5 inches to practice.
In the end, it’s not really about the numbers. It’s about feeling good in your own skin. Marilyn was a beautiful woman, but she was also more than just her measurements. And that’s what I’m taking away from this whole experience. Be confident, be healthy, and be yourself. That’s the real secret to bombshell status. This is the end of my little journey, hope you enjoy my share.
