Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about that Sarah Jessica Parker and her hair. Folks make such a fuss about it, ya know?

Curly hair, they say. Like it’s some kinda magic trick or somethin’. I seen curly hair all my life, on kids, on grown women, even on some ol’ goats back on the farm! Ain’t nothin’ new about curly hair, I tell ya.
But this Sarah Jessica, she’s got folks all riled up about it. I heard tell she didn’t even have curly hair to start with! Can ya believe that? All that fuss, and it wasn’t even real! Some fella, a hair fixer-upper or somethin’, used all sorts of them hot iron thingamajigs to make them curls. Five different ones, I heard! Five! Land sakes, back in my day, we had one curling iron, and that was iffen you were fancy. Mostly, we just braided our hair at night and hoped for the best.
They say she played some city gal on TV, Carrie somethin’ or other. And that’s where all the curl fuss started. Well, I seen that show once, when my grandbaby was watchin’ it. And let me tell ya, that hair looked alright, I guess. But it didn’t look natural, not like my cousin Betsy’s curls, the ones she got from her grandma on her daddy’s side. Those were real curls, bouncy and full of life.
- Now, Sarah Jessica, she’s got older, and it seems like her hair might be gettin’ a bit curly on its own.
- I saw a picture of her, no makeup, just her face and that hair.
- And the curls looked… well, they looked like real curls this time. Not so perfect, ya know? A little wild, a little messy. Like a good ol’ garden that ain’t been fussed over too much.
And that’s how I like it, I reckon. Natural is best, that’s what I always say. Don’t need no fancy irons or five different gadgets to make yourself pretty. Just good clean livin’ and a good heart, that’s what makes a woman truly shine.
I heard tell she even uses some kinda trick from that Amazon place to keep them curls lookin’ good. Amazon! Land sakes, back in my day, we got our tricks from our mamas and grandmas, not from some fancy store on the internet. But I guess times change. And iffen that trick works for her, well, good on her, I say.

And then there’s them headbands. I seen pictures of her wearin’ them headbands back in the day, with them big eyebrows and all that curly hair. Reminded me of them eighties pictures, when folks wore all sorts of crazy things on their heads. But hey, fashion is fashion, I guess. Comes and goes like the seasons.
Some folks online, they spend all day lookin’ at pictures of her hair, tryin’ to figure out how to get it just right. Pinterest, they call it. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. But I guess iffen you ain’t got nothin’ better to do…
But let me tell you somethin’ else about curly hair. It takes work. You gotta wash it just right, use the right stuff, and sometimes, even then, it just does what it wants. It’s like a wild animal, ya know? You can try to tame it, but sometimes, it’s just gonna be wild and free.
And that’s okay. Cause that’s the beauty of it, ain’t it? The wildness, the freedom, the fact that it ain’t perfect. Just like life, I reckon. Life ain’t perfect, and neither is curly hair. And that’s just fine by me.
So, Sarah Jessica Parker with curly hair. She’s made a whole thing outta it, ain’t she? But at the end of the day, it’s just hair. And whether it’s curly or straight, long or short, it don’t matter much. What matters is the person inside, the kindness in their heart, and the way they treat folks. That’s the real beauty, I tell ya. And that’s somethin’ that no amount of hair curlin’ irons can ever give ya.

So next time you see a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and her curly hair, just remember what I said. It’s just hair. And there’s a whole lot more to life than worryin’ about curls.
Anyways, that’s just my two cents on the matter. Take it or leave it, I don’t care much either way. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.