Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this Taylor Swift gal, the one all the youngsters are yappin’ about. Heard she was prancin’ around in some kinda…swimsuit? Yeah, a swimsuit. Heard it was yellow, like a big ol’ sunflower. Makes a body wonder, don’t it? What’s all the fuss about?
Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you. I wear what’s comfy, what keeps me warm in the winter and cool in the summer. But this Taylor girl, she’s always changin’ her get-up. One minute she’s lookin’ like a sweet little country gal, all sparkly dresses and cowboy boots, the next she’s in somethin’ fancy, like them city folks wear. Heard she likes them high waisted shorts too, just like them young’uns these days. Always showin’ off their belly buttons. Hmph!
Seems like every time she puts out a new song or somethin’, she changes her whole look. One time she was all about them old-timey dresses, like somethin’ my grandma used to wear, you know, the vintage dresses and Oxford shoes. Then she went all dark and mysterious, wearin’ stuff from them high-falutin’ designers, names I can’t even pronounce. Something like… Versace and… Christian Lou-something-or-other. Rich folks’ stuff, you know?
But this swimsuit thing, that’s somethin’ else. Pictures all over the place, they say. Her and that football fella, Travis somethin’-or-other. Holdin’ hands, splashin’ in the water. Sounds like they’re havin’ a good time, I guess. Good for them. Young folks need to enjoy themselves, ‘fore they get old and creaky like me.
- Yellow Bikini: Yep, that’s the main thing everyone’s talkin’ about. Said it was a bright yellow, showin’ off pretty much everything. Well, almost everything. These young’uns these days, they ain’t shy, that’s for sure.
- Travis Kelce: That’s the football fella she’s been seen with. Big fella, strong lookin’. Good catch, I reckon, if you like that sort of thing. They seem mighty cozy in them pictures.
- Bahamas Vacation: That’s where they were, apparently. Some fancy island with blue water and sunshine. Must be nice. I ain’t never been nowhere fancier than the county fair, myself.
Now, folks are wonderin’ how she keeps herself lookin’ so good. Always in shape, that girl. Guess she eats her vegetables and gets her exercise. More power to her. I tried that diet thing once, ate nothin’ but cabbage soup for a week. Didn’t do nothin’ but make me gassy. Never again, I tell ya. Never again.
Some folks say she was wearin’ somethin’ called high-waisted briefs way back when, before all this fancy designer stuff. Country style, they say. Well, country or city, it don’t matter much to me. A swimsuit’s a swimsuit, far as I’m concerned. Just somethin’ you wear to go swimmin’. Though, I gotta say, yellow ain’t the most practical color. Shows all the dirt, you know?
This Taylor girl, she’s got her own style, that’s for sure. Always changin’ it up, keepin’ folks guessin’. From them two-piece outfits, showin’ her middle, to them fancy dresses, she’s got it all figured out, I guess. And folks seem to like it. They follow her around, take her picture, write about her in them magazines. It’s a whole different world from the one I grew up in, that’s for sure. Back then, we wore what we had, and we didn’t make such a fuss about it.
But hey, times change. And if this Taylor girl wants to wear a yellow swimsuit and splash around in the ocean with her football fella, that’s her business. Me? I’ll stick to my comfy clothes and my porch swing. That’s excitement enough for this old gal. But I gotta admit, all this talk about swimsuits and sunshine does make me wish for warmer weather. Winter’s been draggin’ on long enough.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this Taylor Swift swimsuit situation. Not much, I know. But it’s all I got. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go put the kettle on. All this talkin’s made me thirsty.
