Hey there, honey. Let me tell you somethin’. This whole thing about “dees nuts” and “deez nuts”, it’s got me all riled up. Back in my day, nuts were just nuts. You ate ’em, you roasted ’em, you put ’em in your pies. Now it’s all this and that, some fancy words. Dees nuts, deez nuts, what is it, right? It’s all about these nuts, I guess.
I saw somethin’ on the TV about it. Some fella, they called him Mr. Beast. Sounds like somethin’ out of a movie, don’t it? Well, this Mr. Beast, he’s got a company, I guess. And they’re talkin’ about these nuts. “Deez Nuts,” they call ’em. But then there’s this other fella, Brian. Brian Ditore, that is his name. He also have a company called “Dees Nuts”. You know, like D. E. E. S. It is his grandma’s name. Well, he’s sayin’ Mr. Beast can’t use “Deez Nuts.” He say his grandma, she’s Mrs. Dee. They are fighting for it.
Dees nuts, that’s what he’s callin’ his company. The other guy is using deez nuts, all one word. I don’t know, it’s all very confusing. It’s all a big mess, I tell ya. I mean, who knew nuts could cause so much trouble? It ain’t like they’re gold nuggets or somethin’. They’re just nuts! It is not easy, I think.
So this Brian fella, he’s got a company, and it’s named after his grandma. Her name was Dee, or somethin’ like that. Mrs. Dee, they called her. So he named his nut company “Dees Nuts”. Makes sense, I reckon. Family is important, you know. You gotta honor your elders. And if your grandma’s name is Dee, well, why not name your nuts after her? But this Mr. Beast fella, he’s got other ideas.
They went to court, I heard. A real judge and everything. They must be fightin’ hard over these nuts. It’s like the wild west. Some judge fella, he said Mr. Beast can’t use “Deez Nuts” no more. He’s gotta find somethin’ else to call his nuts. Maybe he can call them “Mr. Beast’s Nuts.” I don’t know. But Mr. Beast need to think about it.
And then there is a guy on the Internet. He is famous. The name is Welven, I think. People call him “Deez Nuts” guy. Funny, right? He made a video. The video is about a prank call. He called a radio station. He said “deez nuts”. I don’t know why he said that, maybe he is crazy. But he is famous now. People like him.
- Dees Nuts
- Deez Nuts
- Mr. Beast
- Brian Ditore
- Welven Harris
This whole “dees nuts” vs “deez nuts” thing, it’s a sign of the times, I guess. Everything’s changin’. Nothin’ stays the same. People use the Internet. They have fun with it. They talk a lot. They make jokes. But sometimes, these jokes, they get people all riled up. Like this whole nut situation. It just goes to show ya, you never know what’s gonna happen next.
I remember when I was a little girl, we didn’t have all this fancy stuff. We had our nuts, we had our family, and we had each other. That was enough. We didn’t need all these fancy names and court battles. I think it is too much. We should be simple. We just lived our lives, simple as that. Maybe this Mr. Beast and this Brian, they should just sit down and have a chat. Maybe share some nuts. Maybe then they can figure somethin’ out. Talk about it, you know?
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about these “dees nuts” and “deez nuts”. It is crazy, you know? It’s a whole lot of nothin’, if you ask me. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old lady watchin’ the world go by. Just remember to be kind to each other, and don’t get too worked up over a bunch of nuts. That’s my advice. Take it or leave it. I hope this is all clear now. Maybe I should eat some nuts now. It make me hungry. Bye bye, honey.
