That Playboy Miss May necklace, I tell you, it’s somethin’ else. You see, my granddaughter, she’s always on about this Playboy stuff. She says, “Grandma, it’s the in thing! All the girls are wearin’ it.” Well, I don’t know about all that, but I do know a pretty thing when I see one. This one, it’s got that little bunny on it. And it shines so bright, like a star in the night sky. I saw it, and I thought it is really somethin’ beautiful.
That little bunny, they call it the Playboy bunny. My granddaughter told me all about it. It’s from that magazine, you see. I’ve never read it myself, but I guess it’s all the rage with the young folks these days. The bunny is like a symbol, or somethin’. They put it on all sorts of things. But this necklace, it’s special, they told me. It’s the “Miss May” one, you know? Like the month of May. My granddaughter’s birthday is in May, too, so I reckon it was just meant to be. She likes to wear it all the time. I think she feels special when she wears it, you know. Like those girls in the magazines.
It’s a shiny thing, that necklace. Made of silver, I think they said. Or maybe gold, some of them are gold. Shines like a new penny, it does. And it’s got this little stone in it, too. They said it’s a special stone, just for May. Like a birthstone, you know? Each month has its own stone, they told me. Makes it even more special, I reckon. That’s what my granddaughter said. This Playboy Miss May necklace is not cheap, let me tell you. But I think she feels like a million bucks when she’s wearin’ it, so maybe it’s worth it. She’s always wearin’ it when she goes out. Makes her feel good, I guess. And that’s what matters, right? If she is happy, then I am happy, too.
They say it’s a “limited edition,” this necklace. Don’t know what that means, exactly. But I reckon it means it’s not just any old necklace. It’s somethin’ special, somethin’ rare. I guess they don’t make too many of them, these Playboy Miss May necklaces. Makes it even more valuable, I suppose. My granddaughter, she’s always going on about things being “rare.” She collects all sorts of things. This necklace, I guess it is like a part of her collection. She keeps it in a special box, all safe and sound. Doesn’t want anything to happen to it, you see.
- That bunny, it’s a cute little thing.
- Got a little stone in it, all sparkly.
- They say it’s a special stone, just for May.
- My granddaughter, she loves it.
- Makes her feel like a movie star, I reckon.
I saw they sell them online, these necklaces. My granddaughter showed me. All sorts of pictures of them. Some are silver, some are gold. They all got that little bunny on them, though. And they all got that special May stone. It’s a pretty thing, that stone. Glitters in the light, it does. My granddaughter, she’s always showin’ me things online. Says it’s the way to shop these days. I don’t know about all that. I like to see things in person, you know? But I guess it’s easier to find things online. Especially somethin’ like this Playboy Miss May necklace. I don’t think they sell them at the general store down the road. I’ve never seen them there, that’s for sure.
It’s a nice gift, I reckon, this necklace. For a birthday, maybe. Or just to show someone you care. I saw they have one for every month, too. With different stones. So you can get one for your own birth month. Or for someone else’s. It is a good gift idea, you know. I guess that’s why they’re so popular, these Playboy necklaces. They’re pretty, and they’re special. And they make you feel good, I suppose. Like you’re part of somethin’.
This Playboy Miss May necklace, it’s all the rage, they tell me. My granddaughter and her friends, they all want one. They see them in the magazines, I guess. And online. It’s a big deal, this Playboy thing. I don’t understand it all, but I know it makes my granddaughter happy. And that’s all that matters to me. If she’s happy, then I’m happy. That’s all there is to it, really.
I still don’t know about this Playboy thing, but that necklace sure is a pretty thing. It is a good thing to have, I think. And if you see one, you should get it. It will make you feel good, just like my granddaughter. And it will shine so bright, just like that stone. It is a good thing to have, this Playboy Miss May necklace.
