Alright, let’s jaw about this… this… uh… Midnight Purple R33 thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would drive.
First off, this here car, they say it’s a Nissan Skyline. Now, I ain’t never seen a sky that looks like a car, but I guess they can call it whatever they want. They also say it’s a GTR, more letters, more confusion for an old woman like me. But from what I gather, it’s supposed to be fast, real fast. Like, faster than my grandson’s scooter, and that thing’s pretty darn quick when he’s chasin’ the ice cream truck.
This particular one, it’s painted Midnight Purple. Sounds dark, like the sky just before a big storm. Folks seem to hanker after this color, sayin’ it’s the best lookin’ one you can get. I reckon it’s purdy enough, though I always liked a good ol’ red myself. Reminds me of my prize-winning tomatoes back in the day.
- They say it’s a 1995 model, some even call it a V-Spec. That was a long time ago, back when I was still milkin’ cows. Can’t imagine a car from that long ago being worth much, but I hear tell these things are worth a pretty penny. Goes to show you, some folks got more money than sense.
- Now, they talk about oil pressure and all that. Says somethin’ about 6 bar cold, 4 bar warm, and 2 bar idle. Sounds like a whole lotta gibberish to me. All I know is, if the oil light comes on in my truck, I gotta add more oil. Simple as that. Don’t need no fancy numbers.
- And then there’s talk of a dyno sheet. I ain’t got a clue what that is, but they say it shows how powerful the car is. Well, my ol’ truck can haul a load of hay, and that’s powerful enough for me.
This car, they say it starts every time and never lets nobody down. Well, that’s more than I can say for my old rooster, always crowin’ late and missin’ the sunrise. Reliable is good, I guess, especially if you’re goin’ somewhere important, like the county fair.
Some folks even call it legendary. Now, I’ve heard legends about the headless horseman and the giant catfish in the creek, but never about a car. But I guess if people are willin’ to pay big bucks for it, there must be somethin’ special about it.
I heard one fella say he wanted a 1995 Midnight Purple R33 GTR Vspec because that was the year he was born and his favorite color. Well, I was born in a different year and my favorite color is the color of a ripe watermelon, so I guess I won’t be gettin’ one of these fancy cars anytime soon.
They also say you can test drive it and inspect it. Well, I reckon I’d kick the tires and make sure the horn works. That’s about all the inspectin’ I know how to do. And as for test drivin’, I think I’ll stick to my truck. I ain’t gettin’ behind the wheel of somethin’ that goes faster than a runaway pig.
So, there you have it, my thoughts on this Midnight Purple R33. It’s fast, it’s fancy, and it’s probably way too expensive for the likes of me. But if you got the money and you like purple cars that go like the wind, I guess it’s the car for you. Me? I’ll stick to my truck and my chickens. They might not be fancy, but they get the job done.
One more thing, I heard they have some fancy watches too, calls them Amazfit GTR 2, with all sorts of gizmos. They can even measure your stress. Well, I don’t need no watch to tell me I’m stressed, just try chasin’ chickens in a windstorm. But they do sound mighty clever, these city folk and their contraptions.
Tags: [Nissan Skyline, R33 GTR, Midnight Purple, JDM, 1995, V-Spec, Sports Car, Japanese Car, Performance Car]
