Well, well, well, look what we got here. Ed Hardy, you know? That name rings a bell. Seems like it’s makin’ a big ol’ comeback. And what’s this about? Skulls & Roses, huh? Sounds kinda fancy, kinda edgy, don’t it?
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. Said somethin’ ’bout this Ed Hardy Skulls & Roses bein’ a smell-good. Like, for the fellas. You know, the kind they splash on to make the ladies swoon. Guess it’s one of them Ed Hardy perfume things. They always did have some wild stuff, that Ed Hardy did.
They say it’s got some fancy stuff in it. Like, uh…bergamot? What in the tarnation is bergamot? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in one of them fancy gardens. And card-a-mom? Is that like the momma of all cards? And violets! Now those I know. Pretty little purple flowers. But they say it ain’t too girly, still good for a man. Must be some kind of magic they put in that there bottle.
Now, I ain’t one for fancy smells myself. A good bar of soap does the trick just fine. But I reckon some fellas like to put on a bit of a show. And if this Skulls & Roses thing is what they’re all hootin’ and hollerin’ about, well, who am I to judge? This Ed Hardy for men stuff must be pretty popular still, huh?
I seen some prices for this stuff. Goodness gracious! Some folks is chargin’ an arm and a leg! You best be shoppin’ around if you’re lookin’ to get your hands on some. Seems like you can find it at a couple of different places. They even got little bitty bottles you can try out first, ‘fore you go spendin’ your whole paycheck. That’s a good idea right there. Don’t want to smell like a whole field of flowers and find you can’t stand it.
- Some places sell it for this much.
- Other places sell it for that much.
- It comes in a big bottle, 75ml they call it.
- And you can get the little sample bottles too.
I remember back in the day, Ed Hardy was all the rage. Everywhere you looked, you’d see them shirts with the sparkly skulls and whatnot. Guess they’re tryin’ to bring that back. This Ed Hardy Skulls & Roses for men is part of that, I suppose. Bringin’ back the old days, but with a new smell.
So, if you’re a fella lookin’ for a new smell, somethin’ a little different, maybe this Ed Hardy Skulls & Roses is worth a sniff. Just don’t go breakin’ the bank for it, ya hear? There’s deals to be had out there. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the best smellin’ fella in town.
My old man, bless his heart, he used to just use a bit of aftershave. Smelled like the barbershop, he did. But times are changin’, I reckon. Now they got all these fancy smells with names I can’t even pronounce. But hey, if it makes you feel good, then go for it. Just don’t expect me to know what you’re talkin’ about when you say you’re wearin’ Ed Hardy Skulls and Roses perfume, okay?
This whole thing reminds me of that time when…oh, never you mind. Just a silly old story. Anyway, this Ed Hardy thing seems to be poppin’ up everywhere again. Like weeds in the garden, I tell ya! But fancy weeds, I guess. With skulls and roses and what have you.
I saw some folks wearin’ them Ed Hardy clothes again, too. The shirts with all them designs. Sparkly things and whatnot. They had some for ladies, too, all pink and glittery. So if you are into that kind of thing, and you like this Ed Hardy Skulls & Roses smell, I guess you can go all out. Get the shirt, get the smell-good, be a walkin’ Ed Hardy billboard!
I’m just an old lady, don’t know much. But if you like it and it is a good price, that’s a good thing. But there is a lot of places to buy it. A lot of places. So you better look around. And make sure you like the smell.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say ’bout this Ed Hardy Skulls & Roses business. It’s a smell-good for men. It’s got some fancy stuff in it. It’s makin’ a comeback. And you can find it all over the place, for all sorts of prices. There ya go. Now go on and get yourself somethin’ nice, if that’s what you’re after. You do you, as they say. This whole Ed Hardy Skulls & Roses review is making me tired. Time for a nap, I think.
