Alright, alright, let’s talk about them red boots everyone’s yappin’ about. I seen ’em all over the place, these big ol’ clown shoes, like somethin’ outta a cartoon. People callin’ it a red boots meme, I guess, ’cause that’s what the young’uns do these days, make a big fuss outta nothin’.

Now, I heard some city slickers made these things. Some company with a fancy name, M-S-C-H-F, sounds like a sneeze if ya ask me. They like makin’ trouble, these fellas. They made them devil shoes with the blood in ’em, remember that? Lord have mercy. This time, they went and made boots lookin’ like somethin’ a monkey would wear, big and red and round.
- Big Red Boots, that’s what they call ’em.
- Made outta that stuff they make phone cases outta, TPU, they say. Sounds cheap to me, but what do I know?
- Look like Dora the Explorer’s monkey friend, Boots, his shoes. My grandkid watches that show, all that yellin’ and runnin’ around.
They say these boots ain’t even shaped like feet! Well, I never! Who in their right mind would make shoes that don’t fit your feet? City folks, I tell ya, they got more money than sense. Spendin’ a fortune on somethin’ that looks like a dog toy.
But then again, I see folks wearin’ all sorts of crazy things. Ripped jeans, shoes with holes in ’em, shirts with skulls on ’em. This ain’t nothin’ new, I guess. Just another fad, like them fidget spinners or whatever they was called. Kids these days, they go crazy for anything new and shiny, even if it’s as dumb as a bag of hammers.
This red boots meme thing, it’s just folks havin’ a laugh, I reckon. They puttin’ them boots on their dogs, their cats, even their babies! I seen pictures online, folks wearin’ ’em to the grocery store, to the gym, everywhere! It’s like a big joke, everyone’s in on it.
Makes ya wonder, though, why folks are so quick to jump on these silly trends. Maybe life’s too serious, and they need somethin’ to laugh about. Maybe they just bored and got nothin’ better to do. Or maybe, just maybe, them city slickers know somethin’ we don’t, and these big red boots are gonna be the next big thing. I doubt it, though. They look like somethin’ you’d wear to a circus, not to church.

I tell ya what, if I saw someone walkin’ down the road in them Big Red Boots, I’d think they lost their mind. But then again, I’m just an old woman, what do I know about fashion? I like my shoes sensible and comfy, not lookin’ like somethin’ outta a Dr. Seuss book.
But hey, if it makes ’em happy, let ’em wear ’em, I say. Life’s too short to worry about what other folks are puttin’ on their feet. As long as they ain’t causin’ no trouble, let ’em have their fun. And if this red boots meme gives folks a chuckle, well, that ain’t such a bad thing, is it?
So there ya have it, my two cents on them red boots. They big, they red, they silly, and they everywhere. Just another crazy thing in this crazy world. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about boots made me hungry.
And let me tell you somethin’ else. These fancy shoe makers, they sayin’ you never design shoes to be shaped like feet. Well, I’ll be hornswoggled! What in tarnation are shoes supposed to be shaped like then, if not feet? A chicken? A watermelon? These city folks, they talk in circles, tryin’ to sound smart, but they just end up soundin’ like a bunch of confused cows.
They sayin’ it’s “fashion” and “art.” Art? Looked more like a accident to me, like someone tripped and spilled a bucket of red paint all over some giant marshmallows. And fashion? Back in my day, fashion was a clean pair of overalls and a sturdy pair of boots, not somethin’ that makes you look like you belong in a parade float.

But hey, times change, I guess. Or maybe folks just losin’ their minds, one big red boot at a time. Whatever the case, I’m stickin’ to my sensible shoes. You won’t catch me clompin’ around in them clown shoes, no sir. I got more important things to do, like feedin’ my chickens and tendin’ my garden.
So, you kids have your fun with your red boots meme. Take your pictures, make your jokes, wear them silly things if you want. Me? I’ll be over here, shakin’ my head and wonderin’ what the world’s comin’ to. But as long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess it’s alright. Just don’t expect me to understand it, cause this old woman’s got better things to think about than a pair of giant, red, rubber shoes.