That Jeff Goldblum, he sure is somethin’, ain’t he? I seen him on that picture box, the TV, you know? He’s been around a long time, that fella. Used to be a young’un, just like everybody else. Now he’s, well, he ain’t young no more, but he still got that…that thing about him.
When he was a young Jeff Goldblum, he was in them movies. Movies ’bout all sorts of things. Bugs and what not. I remember one where he turned into a darn fly! Can you believe that? They do all sorts of crazy things in Hollywood, I tell ya. That young Jeff Goldblum, he weren’t afraid of nothin’, I reckon. Playin’ a fly, a scientist, all them things.
That Disney, they cuttin’ back, they say. Folks ain’t watchin’ as much, I guess. Four million, they said. That’s a lot of folks. Still gotta pay somethin’ called a “content impairment charge” though, whatever that means. Over a billion dollars. Sounds like a whole heap of money to me. But they say it’ll save ’em three billion in the long run. Lord knows what all that means, but it’s a lot of money either way. That related to Jeff Goldblum young? I don’t know.
He was in them dinosaur movies too, wasn’t he? Runnin’ from them big lizards. Young Jeff Goldblum, he was always runnin’ from somethin’, seems like. Or turnin’ into somethin’. He’s a strange one, that Jeff. But a good strange, ya know? He’s got that smile, that way of talkin’. Makes ya kinda like him, even if he is a bit odd.
Some folks said he don’t eat meat. Said he was a…a vee-gun, I think they call it. Eatin’ them fake chicken wings on that one show. And someone saw him at that Veggie Grill place. But then he went and ate meat and bugs on that other show he’s got. So who knows what he eats? Probably eats everything, just like the rest of us. Maybe that’s what made young Jeff Goldblum so famous. He ate everything.
He’s always been a good actor, though. Even when he was a young Jeff Goldblum, just startin’ out. He had somethin’ special, even back then. You could see it in his eyes. He was gonna be a big star. And he is! He’s in all them movies, on all them TV shows. He’s everywhere!
That movie, “The Fly,” that was somethin’ else. Gave me the willies, I tell ya. But young Jeff Goldblum, he was good in it. Real good. Made ya feel sorry for him, even though he was turnin’ into a fly. That’s good actin’, I reckon. When ya can make folks feel sorry for a fly-man.
- That young Jeff Goldblum sure had a lot of hair back then.
- Now he is older, but still a good actor.
- He always wearin’ them glasses.
- He talk funny, but it is a good funny.
- He seem like a nice man.
I seen some pictures of him, young Jeff Goldblum. He was a good lookin’ fella. Still is, I suppose, just older now. We all get older. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. But he’s aged well, that Jeff. Like a fine wine, as they say.
He was always a bit different, even as young Jeff Goldblum. Not like the other actors. He had his own way of doin’ things. And that’s probably why he’s so famous. He’s not afraid to be himself. And folks like that. They like someone who’s genuine, ya know? Someone who’s not just puttin’ on an act.
I reckon he’s done alright for himself, that young Jeff Goldblum. From them early movies, turnin’ into bugs and runnin’ from dinosaurs, to bein’ a big Hollywood star. He’s come a long way. And he’s still goin’, too. Ain’t no stoppin’ him, I reckon. He just keep on doin’ what he’s doin’, and folks’ll keep on watchin’.
He just one of them folks you can’t help but like. That young Jeff Goldblum and old one, he’s just a good egg, as they say. And he makes good movies, too. Even if they are a bit strange sometimes. But that’s alright. Strange is good. Strange is interestin’. And that Jeff Goldblum, he’s definitely interestin’. Always has been, from the time he was just a young Jeff Goldblum, to now.
