Okay, here’s my post about the “Jonathan Majors Vogue” photoshoot, written in the style you requested:

Alright, folks, let me tell you about this whole Jonathan Majors Vogue thing I got myself into. I saw some buzz online – you know how it is, scrolling through your phone and something catches your eye.
So, apparently, this Jonathan Majors guy, an actor, did a photoshoot for Vogue. And people were losing their minds over it. 29K likes! 71 comments on August 14 from voguemagazine! I’m not gonna lie, I was curious. What’s the big deal?
First off, I had to figure out who this guy was. Turns out, he’s the dude from that show, Lovecraft Country. Okay, I’ve heard of it, haven’t seen it, but now I’m intrigued.
Next, I dived into the photos. Now, I’m no fashion expert, but these were somethin’ else. I mean, the guy was pulling off some serious looks. Different outfits, different vibes – it was like a whole story in pictures. And the settings! Santa Fe, from what I read. Not your everyday backdrop, that’s for sure.
I spent a good chunk of time just looking at these photos. I started at like 4 AM. You know when you can not sleep and just fall into an internet rabbit hole? That was me. And it wasn’t just me, either. The internet was full of people talking about these photos, sharing them, making memes. It was a whole thing.

I even went down a side quest, looking up other photoshoots this guy’s done. There’s a whole bunch of them on Pinterest, believe it or not. This actor really knows how to work a camera, I’ll give him that.
By the time I was done, it was time for dinner. Yeah, I spent a good part of my day on this. But you know what? It was kinda fun. It’s like that saying – “new photos of him, a gift to the internet at large.” A little escape from the usual, you know?
So, that’s my story about the Jonathan Majors Vogue photoshoot. Maybe it’s not a big deal to some, but it sure made my day a little more interesting. And hey, if you’re ever bored, just type “Jonathan Majors photoshoot” into Pinterest. You might be surprised at what you find.