You know, I heard folks talking ’bout this thing, JPG Ultra Male. What’s that? I don’t know. They say it’s some kinda smelly water for men. They call it a “fragrance.” Fancy word for somethin’ that just smells, if you ask me.
So, this JPG Ultra Male, they say it smells sweet. Like that pear pie my neighbor makes. And vanilla, like them cookies at the bakery. They say it got some other stuff in it too, like that mint you put in your tea and bergamot, whatever that is. Sounds like a whole mess of things mixed up to me.
- Smells sweet like pears
- Got that vanilla smell
- And somethin’ called bergamot
And they say it’s strong, this JPG Ultra Male. Like, real strong. You put a little on, and everyone around can smell it. Some folks say it lasts all day and all night. That’s a long time for somethin’ to smell! I guess it would be good for the young people going to dances and such.
But some folks, they say it ain’t all that. They say it’s just a regular kinda sweet smell. They say people talk it up too much, like it’s some kinda magic potion. People expect a lot, maybe too much, and they get all confused.
This Jean Paul Gaultier, who is this guy? Sounds French. They make all kinds of these smelly waters, I hear. This JPG Ultra Male is just one of ’em. They say it is like a brother to others. They call them “flankers.” I don’t know what that means, maybe like a cow’s flank, the side part. They like to compare it with others. That is just how people are, like to compare things.
Some fella sprayed it on his arms, just two little squirts. He said he was surprised. Maybe he thought it would be different. He said the JPG Ultra Male was a good surprise. Who knows what he meant by that.
They say if you wanna smell it longer, you put it on your wrists. And behind your ears. That’s where the smell stays the longest, they say. I don’t know about that. Seems like a waste to me. You will smell anyway if you put it on.
This JPG Ultra Male, they say it’s for men. Men who wanna smell strong and, well, like a man, I guess. But not just any man, they say. This is not for kids. This is for older men, like 30 to 55 years old, they say. They say it’s for men who wanna, you know, get the ladies. That’s how it is. Some say it is for “seduction”. I don’t know about that. Maybe it will make people feel different.
Some folks give it four stars. Out of five, that is. That’s pretty good, I reckon. Like gettin’ four good eggs outta five. Means it’s mostly good, but maybe not perfect.
Now, I hear they ain’t gonna make this JPG Ultra Male no more. They are gonna “discontinue” it, they say. So, if you want some, you better get it now. ‘Cause once it’s gone, it’s gone. Like when you run out of sugar, you gotta go to the store to get more. But if they ain’t makin’ it no more, you ain’t gonna find it.
This JPG Ultra Male review, it’s just what I heard. I ain’t tried it myself. Don’t need no fancy smells. Just soap and water, that’s all I need. This review is just what people say. I don’t know if it is true or not. But if you’re lookin’ for a strong, sweet smell, maybe this JPG Ultra Male is for you. Maybe it is a good thing. I don’t know.
I heard some young fella’s gonna buy it. Heard it’s loud. Like a rooster crowin’ in the mornin’. And he heard it gets compliments. People tell you that you smell good. He likes that, I guess. He said he smelled it before and liked the sweetness.
This JPG Ultra Male, it’s a mystery to me. But folks sure do talk about it. They sure do like their smelly waters, these young people. Just remember, it smells sweet like pear and vanilla, and strong. It is for older men, and they say it will not be around for too long. You can put it on your wrist and behind your ear. Maybe you will like it, who knows.
