This here LV High Rise Bumbag, you see, it’s all the rage now. I hear all them young folks, they’re carrying it. Back in my day, we just had our pockets, maybe a little purse if we was going to town. But this thing, it’s like a fancy fanny pack, only it costs more than a month’s worth of groceries, I reckon.
Now, this ain’t no regular bag, no sir. It’s made by that Louis Vuitton, the one with the fancy letters all over it. They say it’s made of that special coated canvas, whatever that means. Sounds like something you’d put on your roof to keep the rain out, not something you’d carry your things in. But what do I know, I’m just an old country folk. That canvas, that’s what makes it an LV High Rise Bumbag, I guess.
They got different sizes, I hear. There’s a little one, a mini one, they call it. And then there’s the regular one, the OG LV Bumbag, that was popular before. This High Rise Bumbag, it’s bigger than both of them. Bigger bag, bigger price, I suppose. Makes my head spin just thinking about it. More room for your stuff, more money outta your pocket, that’s what it is.
- This new one, this High Rise, it looks a lot like the old one, the one they don’t make no more.
- It’s got that same pattern on it, them little flowers and letters. But this one, it’s bigger, like I said.
- Big enough for all your stuff, I reckon.
Folks say it’s made well. That LV, that’s what they are know for. They say it last forever. Better last forever for that price! Some folk, they say they buy these bags for life. Carry them for years and years. They say it’s a “buy it for life” thing. Like a good cast iron skillet, only a whole lot more expensive, and you don’t cook in it.
They say it’s practical. “Practical and no fuss,” that’s what I heard one young lady say. Well, I reckon if you got that much money to spend on a bag, it better be practical! I can think many other practical things, that money can buy. I don’t know about this LV High Rise Bumbag being so practical though. It is just a bag after all.
This new High Rise Bumbag, it’s got these folds in it, these pleats, they call ’em. Makes it look kinda fancy, I guess. They say it’s so the bag can stretch out, hold more stuff. Like an accordion, but for your lipstick and your phone and whatever else them young folks carry these days. I reckon it makes sense, in a way. You don’t want that fancy canvas to crack, not after you paid so much for it. This is one of the features of LV High Rise Bumbag.
I seen some folks, they got both the little one and this big one. The Mini Bumbag and the High Rise Bumbag. Can’t decide which one they like better, I guess. Two bags, that’s a lot of money tied up in bags. More money than I ever spent on bags in my whole life, I can tell you that much. Well, different strokes for different folks, like they always say.
They say this LV Bum Bag, it’s made with good leather. That’s what makes it an LV, I guess, good leather and that fancy canvas. I still don’t understand why it so expensive. But people these days, they like these fancy things. They like to show off what they got. Me, I’m happy with my old cloth bag. It does the job just fine. But this High Rise Bumbag, I think it is more than just a bag.
I guess if you got the money, and you like that sort of thing, then this LV High Rise Bumbag is the bag for you. It’s big, it’s fancy, and it’s got that LV name all over it. Just don’t come crying to me when you’ve spent all your money on a bag and can’t afford your groceries. That is all I have to say about this LV High Rise Bumbag thing.
