Well, well, well, look what we have here! Naked fashion runway, they call it. Back in my day, we just called it “not wearin’ much”! These young folks today, always coming up with new names for things. Sheesh. It’s all about the clothes, you see? Or rather, the lack of ’em. These fancy shows, they got all these skinny girls prancin’ around in, well, practically nothin’. Naked, naked, naked! That is the key, you know?
I seen it on that TV, the one with the color pictures. They got these long walkways, they call ’em “runways,” and the girls, they just walk up and down, up and down. Sometimes, no top! Just like that French guy, what’s his name? Jack-something… Anyways, he had those girls walkin’ with no shirts on. Goodness me! And what’s this other one? Victoria’s Secret, you say? They’re comin’ back? Well, ain’t that somethin’. They always did have those skimpy outfits. Sexy, they call it. Back in my day, we just called it “showin’ off”! And skinny girls, they don’t have much meat on their bones, but walk and walk, that is the naked fashion!
- Sheer fabrics, they say.
- Cut-outs.
- Barely there.
All fancy words for “not much fabric there.” These clothes, sometimes they got holes in ’em. Purposefully! Can you believe it? They call ’em “cut-outs.” And these “sheer” things, you can see right through ’em. Like lookin’ through a window screen. Naked, naked, and naked! This is the way of fashion runway. And you see, the big stars, they wear this stuff too. On the red carpet, they call it. It’s like a big party where everyone’s tryin’ to outdo each other with how little they can wear. I saw one, what’s her name… Katy Perry? Yeah, her. She was wearin’ one of them “cut-out” dresses. More holes than fabric, I tell ya!
And that other show, the one in Paris. They had a bunch of see-through clothes too. They call it a “trend.” Like everyone’s doin’ it. Well, I guess if you’re young and skinny, you can get away with it. Me? I prefer a good, sturdy dress. Somethin’ that’ll keep you warm and covered up. These young people and their fashion. Always tryin’ to show off. I seen some of these “designers,” they got names like… Dolce and… Banana, or somethin’. They had their girls all walkin’ down that runway. That is the naked fashion runway. Big city stuff, not like here in our town.
But you know what? I also heard that Saint something also has this kind of clothes. Sheer! You know that word, right? It is almost like nothing! And they say it is fashion. It is a trend. Everyone wants to wear them. Even those stars. They want to show off. But what they are showing? I don’t know, I really don’t know. They are just too skinny.
So, this naked fashion runway, it is a big deal now. All about showin’ skin. These designers, they’re all tryin’ to outdo each other. Who can make the skimpiest outfit? Who can have the most see-through fabric? It’s a competition, I reckon. And the girls, they just keep walkin’ up and down, up and down. Showin’ off their, well, you know.
But this fashion thing, it is so big, so many ways. All those girls, on the runway, no clothes, only some fabrics. It is all over the world. Milan, Paris, you name it. And those stars, they wear them, too. They think it is sexy. They think it is cool. I don’t know about that. Maybe it is just me. Old-fashioned, you know. But back in my day, we had more clothes on. But hey, times change. And I guess folks like to see skin these days. Just makes me shake my head and chuckle. These young people and their naked fashion! It is just, well, naked!
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about that. It’s all a bit silly if you ask me. But what do I know? I’m just watchin’ it all on that color TV. And eatin’ my pie. Apple pie. Want a slice?
