Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “r34v” thing. Don’t rightly know what it is, but sounds fancy. Like one of them new-fangled cars them city folks drive.

What’s this “R34” thingy all about?
From what I gather, this R34, seems like it’s one of them fast cars. They call it a “Skyline GT-R.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Folks say it’s real powerful, got this fancy “all-wheel-drive” thing, makes it go real good in any kind of weather I guess. They also talk about some “Super-HICAS,” sounds like somethin’ outta space, probably helps it turn sharp, like a snake I reckon.
Now, they say this car, the R34, it ain’t just any car. It’s a special one, real popular. They didn’t make a whole lot of ’em, especially the fancy ones like that “V-Spec N1” they keep talkin’ about. Only 38 of them made, can you believe it? Sounds like a hen’s tooth, rare as they come.
- Powerful engine, something called a “RB26DETT twin-turbo.” Don’t ask me what that means, sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But folks say it makes the car go real, real fast. More horsepower than they let on, I hear. Sneaky them car folks.
- Got a stick shift, a “six-speed manual transmission” they call it. You gotta shift the gears yourself, not like them automatic cars where you just step on the gas. Real drivers like them stick shifts, they say. More control, I guess.
- They compare it to other cars, like the R32 and R33. Sounds like they all kinda look alike, but this R34, it’s got its own special look. Sharp lines in the front, and the back end looks… well, it looks like a car, I suppose. But they say it’s special.
When can you get your hands on one?
Now, these R34 cars, they weren’t sold everywhere. Mostly over in Japan, I think. And you couldn’t just get one anytime. They got this “25-year rule” or somethin’. Means you gotta wait 25 years after they made it before you can bring it over here, to America I mean. So, these R34’s, some of ‘em just started becomin’ legal to bring over here in 2024. That’s why everyone’s all a-buzz about ’em now.

What’s it worth, you ask?
How much is it worth? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother story. Depends on the car, you see. How old it is, what shape it’s in, which one of them fancy models it is. If it’s been took care of real good, it’ll cost ya a pretty penny. But if it’s been beat up and driven hard, well, it won’t be worth as much. Like an old mule, you know? A good strong one is worth more than a lame one.
Some other stuff folks talk about when they talk about “R34”
Now, when you start lookin’ around on the internet, tryin’ to learn more about this R34, you might find some other stuff. Somethin’ called “Rule 34.” Don’t rightly know what that is, seems like some kind of… internet thing. Folks makin’ up stories and pictures, I guess. Hasn’t got nothin’ to do with the car, far as I can tell. Just folks bein’ silly on that there internet.
And then you might see stuff about old wars, or politics, or who’s gonna be the president. Don’t pay that no mind. That ain’t got nothin’ to do with this R34 car neither. Folks just like to talk, you know? Fill up the space with all sorts of chatter.

So, what have we learned?
So, this R34 Skyline GT-R, it’s a fast car, a rare car, a car that folks really want. It’s got a powerful engine, a stick shift, and a look all its own. And it’s finally legal to bring over here to America, so that’s why everyone’s talkin’ ‘bout it. But you gotta be careful, ‘cause there’s other stuff out there with the same name, like that “Rule 34” thing, that ain’t got nothin’ to do with the car. And don’t get sidetracked by all that other talk about politics and such. Just focus on the car. That’s what we’re here for, ain’t it?
Now, I ain’t no car expert, mind you. Just tellin’ you what I heard and what I read. But from what I can gather, this R34, it’s somethin’ special. A real piece of machinery. If you got the money and the hankerin’, it might just be the car for you. Just remember, treat it right, like you would any good animal or tool, and it’ll last ya a long time.