This Harley Quinn, she a real piece of work, ain’t she? I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout her the other day, sayin’ she’s the real deal. Real Harley Quinn, they say. Well, I don’t know ’bout all that, but I tell ya what, she sure is somethin’ else.
Harley Quinn, that name keeps poppin’ up everywhere. They say she used to be a doctor, a shrink, you know? Dr. Harleen Quinzel, fancy name, huh? Worked at that Arkham place, where all them crazies is. Then she went and fell for that Joker fella, the one with the painted face. Bad news, that one.
Harley Quinn and Joker
They say she fell head over heels for him. Like he put a spell on her or somethin’. She was his doctor, and then, bam! She’s runnin’ around with him, causin’ all sorts of trouble. Like Bonnie and Clyde, but crazier. She became Harley Quinn, his girl, always by his side. It’s all topsy turvy if you ask me.
- She was a doctor.
- Fell for the Joker.
- Became Harley Quinn.
- Caused a whole lot of trouble.
That Joker, he messed her up good. Turned her into somethin’ she weren’t. But you know, some folks say she ain’t all bad. Got a good heart in there somewhere, underneath all that crazy. I don’t know what to believe. She’s a wild one. That’s for sure.
I heard she got locked up in that Arkham place too, with all them other nutjobs. Said she was done with Mr. J, that’s what she called him. Done with the Joker, forever. But then, she’s out again, runnin’ around, same as always. That Harley Quinn, she’s somethin’ you can’t predict.
Harley Quinn’s Story
Some people say she’s like a toy, all made up by that Joker. He just wound her up and let her go. Others say she had it in her all along, that crazy. Just needed someone to let it out. Maybe that Joker, he just showed her who she really was.
I heard she’s got some friends now, other girls, just as wild as she is. They run around together, causin’ mischief. They call it a “community” or somethin’ like that. They call themselves as Harley Quinn‘s community. Sounds like a bunch of trouble to me. But who am I to judge?
And then there’s this other thing, somethin’ ’bout a secret, somethin’ in her past. Some fella tryin’ to get to her, somethin’ she did a long time ago. It’s all a big mess, if you ask me. This Harley Quinn, her life’s like a tangled-up ball of yarn. Can’t make heads or tails of it.
Now, there is a movie out, Joker 2, they call it. Some folks sayin’ this Harley Quinn is in it, but she ain’t real. Just somethin’ that Joker fella made up in his head. Then they say, no, she is real. A real person, name of Lee. See what I mean? Confusin’!
This Harley, or Lee or whatever. She is real. Not just some thought of that joker. And she can go where she want to in Arkham. She do what she wants. That Harley Quinn, she got a mind of her own. I tell ya.
Harley Quinn’s Personality
They say she’s got somethin’ wrong with her, in her head. Some kind of sickness. Makes her act all crazy and look for attention. Like a little kid always wantin’ everyone to look at her. Histrionic somethin’ or other. That’s what I heard. That is about Harley Quinn‘s life, all of that.
She’s always sayin’ crazy things, too. Like that thing ’bout rubber and glue. Someone says somethin’ mean to her, and she says, “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” What in the tarnation does that even mean? That Harley Quinn, she’s a real firecracker. She is the real Harley Quinn.
I remember one time, I heard she was robbin’ a place, and someone made fun of her. And she said that rubber and glue thing. Just like that. Didn’t even flinch. Bold as brass, that one. She is real Harley Quinn, I would say.
One thing’s for sure, this Harley Quinn, she ain’t boring. Keeps everyone on their toes. You never know what she’s gonna do next. She’s like a wild animal, you can’t tame her. Maybe that’s why people like her. She’s different. She’s free.
So, is she real? This real Harley Quinn? Well, I reckon she is. Real as you and me. Just a whole lot crazier. And that’s all I got to say ’bout that.
