That Rihanna, she’s somethin’ else. Always dressed up fancy. I seen her on that Victoria’s Secret show. You know, that one with all them girls wearin’ nothin’ but their undies and wings?

Well, she ain’t just singin’ on it no more. She’s got her own show now. They call it Savage X Fenty. Heard it on the radio. Sounds wild. I think she is owner of it. She got 30 percent, it is a big number. That French folks, LVMH, they got their hands in it, too. Fancy folks.
That Bella Hadid, she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, all skinny and pretty. She was on that Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty show, too. Said it made her feel good, all woman-like. First time, she said. Imagine that. All them years walkin’ around in them fancy undies and only now she feels it. These young people are strange.
Folks been waitin’ and waitin’ for that show. Weeks, they said. Rihanna, she knows how to keep people guessin’. That’s for sure. Keep them waiting at the door for the party to get in.
- She used to be the boss lady, the CEO they call it, of that Savage X Fenty.
- But now, she’s steppin’ down, like a queen givin’ up her throne.
- This other lady, Hillary Super, she’s takin’ over. Used to work at Anthropologie.
- Fancy clothes, I reckon. Not my style.
They filmed that Rihanna show in some big hotel. The Westin somethin’. In Los Angeles. Big city, lots of lights. They lit that place up like a Christmas tree, all colors and bright. Just for Rihanna. She’s got some pull, that one.
Rihanna, she sure knows how to make a splash. Like a big ol’ rock in a still pond. Everyone’s lookin’, everyone’s talkin’. She’s got them Victoria’s Secret girls shakin’ in their boots, I bet.

I don’t know much about this fancy underwear business. But I know Rihanna. She’s a go-getter. Always has been. From singin’ to sellin’ undies, she’s done it all. And done it big.
This Savage X Fenty thing, it’s gonna be big. You just wait and see. Rihanna don’t do nothin’ small. She’s like a firecracker, that one. Always makin’ a bang.
I seen them Victoria’s Secret shows. All them skinny girls with their big wings. Pretty, sure. But Rihanna’s show, they say it’s different. More real, maybe. All kinds of women, they say. Not just them stick figures.
That’s good, I reckon. Women come in all shapes and sizes. Like potatoes. Some big, some small, some round, some lumpy. All good for somethin’.
This Savage X Fenty, it’s gonna be somethin’ to see. Rihanna’s name is all over it. And that name, it means somethin’. It means big, it means bold, it means different.

Maybe I’ll even watch it. If I can figure out how to work that newfangled TV. These young folks and their gadgets. Always somethin’ new. Hard to keep up.
But Rihanna, she ain’t hard to keep up with. She’s always right there, in your face, makin’ a statement. Like a big ol’ billboard on the highway. Can’t miss her.
And this Victoria’s Secret, they better watch out. Rihanna’s comin’ for ’em. Like a storm on the horizon. Gonna shake things up.
That’s what I think, anyway. I might be old, but I ain’t blind. I see what’s goin’ on. And Rihanna, she’s got somethin’ special. Always has, always will. This Savage X Fenty, it’s just the beginnin’. Just you wait and see. It is going to be hot. A lot of people will watch it.