These shoes, oh my, they call them purple Jordan 4s. Now, I ain’t one for fancy names, but these shoes, they sure are somethin’. I seen all the young folks wearin’ ’em. They come in all sorts of colors, but this purple, it’s real special. They got this, uh, whatchamacallit, this net thing on the side. And they got these little wing things too, make ’em look kinda tough, I reckon.

Now, you wanna know ’bout these purple Jordan 4s, huh? Well, lemme tell ya. They’re these sneaker things, all the young’uns are wearin’ ’em. You see ’em everywhere, on the TV, on them picture boxes, them things called the internet. My grandkids, they’re always talkin’ ’bout ’em. They say these Jordans, they’re the “in” thing. I don’t know what that means, but they sure look excited.
These purple Jordan 4s, they got this bouncy thing on the bottom, they call it “Air.” Makes ya feel like you’re walkin’ on clouds, I suppose. My old bones could use some of that, I tell ya. Walkin’ ain’t as easy as it used to be. These shoes got them laces. You can tie ’em real tight.
- Tie ’em up tight.
- Make ’em loose.
- Don’t tie them at all!
I seen some folks, they don’t even tie ’em! Just leave ’em hangin’. Looks messy to me, but what do I know? These young folks, they got their own ways. As long as they ain’t trippin’ over ’em, I guess it’s alright. These shoes, these purple Jordan 4s, they come in all sizes, I hear. For little feet, for big feet. Some for men, some for women. It seems like everyone wants a piece of them, them purple Jordan 4s.
Now, they cost a pretty penny, these shoes. More than I ever spent on shoes in my life! But folks, they line up for ’em. They wait and they wait, just to get their hands on these purple Jordan 4s. I guess they’re worth it, to some folks. They say it’s like wearin’ a piece of somethin’ special. Like a celebrity or something.
I seen some folks, they wear ’em with them baggy pants, them joggers. Others, they wear ’em with jeans, all ripped up and whatnot. Some even wear ’em with dresses! Can you believe it? These purple Jordan 4s, they go with anythin’, I guess. They are these trendy things, and they can elevate your style. I don’t really know what that means, but sounds fancy. They say these shoes are comfortable. That’s important I think, especially when you get old like me. Comfort is the most important.
You can wear these shoes anywhere, I reckon. To the store, to the park, even to church, maybe! Though I don’t know if that’s proper. But these purple Jordan 4s, they sure are popular. Everyone’s wearing them, and everyone’s talking about them. They say they are inspired by something, and you can find those inspiration, or ideas, on that picture box called Pinterest.
You know what’s funny? I seen some folks, they buy these shoes, these purple Jordan 4s, and they don’t even wear ’em! They just keep ’em in the box, like a treasure. They say they’re collectin’ ’em. Like stamps or somethin’. I don’t understand it, but to each their own, I always say. If it makes ’em happy, then who am I to judge?
Well, I think I’ve said enough ’bout these purple Jordan 4s. They’re just shoes, really. But they’re somethin’ more, too. They’re like a, a symbol, I guess. Of somethin’ young and somethin’ new. Somethin’ exciting. Maybe I’ll get myself a pair, just to see what all the fuss is about. Though I don’t know if they’d look right on my old feet.
These purple Jordan 4s, they’re a mystery to me. But they sure are somethin’ to talk about. They make some shoes that look like the real ones but are not. They are called, uh, “reps”. Some people wear them, and I don’t think there’s nothing wrong with that. These shoes are just shoes, you know. But they sure are popular these days.
I hope I helped you understand about these shoes. It’s time for my nap now. These old bones need rest.
