Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout them Supreme hats. Folks seem to go crazy for ’em, always havin’ to get their hands on the latest one. I don’t get it myself, but hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman.

First off, you got all sorts of these hats. Some are like them beanies, ya know, the kind that keep your head warm in the winter. They got plain ol’ colors, like black and tan. GOAT, that fancy place, they sell a bunch of ’em. Says somethin’ ’bout “Supreme Rainbow Loose Guage Beanie” and “Supreme Overdyed Beanie.” Sounds like a mouthful to me. Just call it a warm hat, I say.
Then there’s those bucket hats. Now, those are somethin’ else. Bright colors, all sorts of patterns. Guess they’re good for keepin’ the sun off your face, but they look a bit silly if you ask me. But folks like what they like, can’t fault ’em for that.
- Supreme Beanies: Keep your head warm, they say. Lots of colors.
- Supreme Bucket Hats: For the sun, I guess. Real colorful, some of ’em.
- Supreme Caps: Like baseball caps, ya know? They got those too.
And don’t even get me started on them caps, like them baseball caps. FARFETCH, another one of them fancy stores, they got a whole mess of ’em. Camp caps, 5-panels, snapbacks… Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. They even got some with New Era and Louis Vuitton, whoever they are. Guess they’re some big shots.
People are always searchin’ for these hats. ShopStyle, they got a whole bunch for women. Say somethin’ ’bout cash back and sale alerts. Sounds like they’re tryin’ to get you to spend your money, if you ask me. Always gotta be careful with them sales.
These Supreme hats, they ain’t cheap, let me tell ya. Folks are payin’ good money for ’em, just to have that little Supreme logo on their head. I seen some folks wearin’ ’em, lookin’ all proud. Guess it makes ’em feel special or somethin’. To each their own, I say.

They keep makin’ new ones all the time too. Just saw somethin’ ’bout Supreme teamin’ up with Hysteric Glamour. Said it’s got some “retro Americana” and “rebellious vibes.” Sounds like a whole lot of nothin’ to me. But the youngsters, they eat it up. Always wantin’ the newest, the latest, the greatest.
I tell ya, it’s hard to keep up with all this stuff. One day it’s this hat, the next day it’s somethin’ else. But if folks wanna spend their money on Supreme hats, that’s their business. Me, I’ll stick to my old sun hat. It ain’t fancy, but it keeps the sun outta my eyes just fine.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a Supreme hat, there’s plenty of places to find ’em. GOAT, FARFETCH, ShopStyle… Just be ready to spend a pretty penny. And don’t ask me which one to get, ’cause I wouldn’t know a Supreme hat from a hole in the ground. They all look the same to me, just a bunch of fabric with a logo on it.
But hey, that’s just my opinion. Folks seem to love ’em, so there must be somethin’ to it. Maybe I’m just gettin’ too old for this stuff. But one thing’s for sure, these Supreme hats ain’t goin’ anywhere anytime soon. They’re like them fidget spinners, remember those? Everyone had to have one, and now you don’t see ’em much anymore. Maybe these hats will be the same way, who knows?
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say ’bout Supreme hats. If you want one, go get one. If you don’t, that’s fine too. It ain’t gonna change my life one way or the other. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some dinner. Got a hankerin’ for some good ol’ fashioned meatloaf.

And remember, these stores, like FARFETCH, they always gettin’ new hats in. They say “New pieces added daily”. So if you don’t see what you like today, maybe try again tomorrow. But don’t go spendin’ all your money on hats, now. You gotta save some for a rainy day, ya hear?
One last thing, they got all kinds of these hats, for men, for women, for the young ‘uns. They even got different kinds of caps, like I said, those snapback ones and the ones with the flat brims. It’s a whole world of hats, I tell ya. Too much for this old lady to keep track of. But if you’re looking for a Supreme hat, you’ll find one, that’s for sure. They’re everywhere these days.