That Taylor Swift, she’s a looker, ain’t she? I seen some pictures of her the other day, wearing one of them skimpy little bikini things. Yellow, it was. Bright yellow, like a canary bird.
She was at the beach, you know. With her fella, that football player. What’s his name? Kelsey? Kelce? Travis Kelce! That’s the one. They was all lovey-dovey, splashing around in the water. Good for them, I say.
Taylor Swift Bikini Photos
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but I gotta say, she’s got a figure on her. Yep, she does. Not like some of these young girls today, all skin and bones. She looks healthy, you know? Strong. Like she could plow a field if she had to, though I doubt she ever has.
These bikini photos of Taylor Swift, they’re all over the place. On the internet, you know. My grandson, he showed me. He’s always on that thing, clicking away. Says it’s the future. Well, maybe it is. I still prefer a good old-fashioned newspaper myself. But these pictures, they was clear as day.
She was wearing this little yellow bikini
