Well, let me tell ya, I heard somethin’ ’bout that Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie again. That thing, it’s comin’ back out! They call it a rerelease, I reckon. Ain’t that somethin’? My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I remember that movie. Scared the living daylights outta folks back in the day. Now they gonna show it again. Makes my old bones shiver just thinkin’ about it.
They say it’s the Texas Chainsaw Massacre rerelease, all fancy and new-like. I seen it on that Netflix thingamajig, they say you can watch it there now. That Leatherface fella, he’s still at it, I suppose. Givin’ everybody the heebie-jeebies. Back when, we only had that one movie, the old one from, was it ’74? Time flies when you’re havin’ fun, or runnin’ from a fella with a chainsaw, I guess.
Now there’s a whole mess of ’em, these chainsaw movies. Hard to keep track of ’em all, I tell ya. This new one, I think they made it just a couple years back, 2022 or somethin’. They say it’s a “reboot.” Like they startin’ the whole shebang over. New folks, but the same old chainsaw, I betcha. They say this Texas Chainsaw Massacre is on that showtime thing, too.
- That chainsaw, it’s a noisy thing.
- Makes my ears ring just thinkin’ about it.
- Leatherface, he’s a mean one.
- Always chasin’ folks around.
- They say this is the 50th Anniversary Chainsaw Edition.
I heard some young folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s hard to know which one to watch first. A messy timeline, they called it. Well, life’s messy, ain’t it? Just like tryin’ to keep track of all them chickens in the yard. They all runnin’ around, hard to tell which one’s which sometimes. You just gotta watch, and eventually it will come together in the end, maybe.
They say you can watch ’em online now, these movies. Back in my day, we had to go to the picture show. Now you can just sit at home and watch all the blood and guts you want. Times sure have changed. They call it streamin’, I think. I heard some folks talkin’ about that JustWatch thing. They say you can find where to watch all these movie there.
I seen somethin’ ’bout a 4K UHD edition. I don’t know what all them letters mean, but I reckon it means it’s clearer than a summer sky. And somethin’ ’bout a Blu-ray, too. All these newfangled words. And get this, they even got it on one of them old VHS tapes! Remember them things? I used to have a whole stack of ’em. Now they say that’s a special thing, like the movie itself.
Some folks like these scary movies. They say it gives ’em a thrill. Me, I get enough thrills tryin’ to keep the raccoons outta my garden. But I guess some folks like to see all that blood. They say this Texas Chainsaw Massacre rerelease is a bloody one. Well, butcherin’ a hog is bloody, too, but you don’t see folks linin’ up to watch that.
- New movie, old movie, they all got that chainsaw.
- That Leatherface fella, he ain’t goin’ nowhere.
- They say it’s a classic.
- I guess some things just stick around, like an old, rusty nail.
- Now you can watch it on the internet, even.
This whole thing, it’s a big deal, I guess. Lots of folks talkin’ ’bout it. Fifty years of that chainsaw, can you believe it? Time sure does fly. I remember when that first movie came out. Folks were talkin’ ’bout it for weeks. Now they doin’ it all over again. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is back, I reckon.
I don’t know if I’ll watch it or not. Maybe I’ll stick to my garden. Less scary out there, most of the time. But if you like that kinda thing, that chainsaw and all that, well, then you got plenty to choose from now. Just be careful you don’t get too scared. And watch out for any fellas with chainsaws. You never know. They might not just be in the movies. They might be out there. That’s some thought, isn’t it?
They even got some folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called The Last Chainsaw Massacre. Sounds interestin’, but that’s the first time I’ve heard that, and I don’t think it has anything to do with the movies folks are talkin’ about now. Who knows, they might make another one about that. You never know with them movie folks.
