Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these There Skateboards Nike SB shoes. Folks keep talkin’ ’bout ’em, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know?

Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, and I sure ain’t never been on one of them skateboard contraptions. Looks dangerous to me, all that flippin’ and floppin’. But these shoes, they seem to be a big deal. Heard tell they call ’em Nike SB Dunk Low, sounds fancy, huh?
I seen some young’uns wearin’ ’em down at the market. They was all bright colors and such. One fella had some that was blue and white, another had some red ones. Looked kinda like clown shoes to me, but what do I know? I stick to my comfy ol’ slippers, thank ya very much.
- Comfy Shoes: I hear these Nike SB shoes are real comfy. Now, that’s somethin’ I can appreciate. When you get to be my age, comfort is king. Nothin’ worse than achin’ feet, lemme tell ya. They say even if you ain’t no skateboard whippersnapper, you can still wear ‘em ‘cause they feel good on your feet. Well, I reckon that’s somethin’ at least.
- For Skateboardin’ Folks and Regular Folks Too: They say these shoes are made for skateboardin’, but even folks who don’t skateboard wear ‘em. Seems like a waste of a good shoe if you ain’t gonna be doin’ no skateboardin’, but to each their own, I always say.
- Lots of Different Kinds: Sounds like there’s a whole bunch of different Nike SB shoes out there. Different colors, different styles, you name it. It’s like pickin’ apples, so many to choose from!
Now, somebody told me that the “SB” in Nike SB don’t stand for skateboardin’ like everyone thinks. Said it stands for some fella named Sandy Bodecker. Imagine that! A whole shoe line named after a fella! He musta been somethin’ special. They say he made this whole Nike SB thing outta shoes that was meant for basketball. That’s like makin’ a quilt outta old feed sacks! Resourceful, I tell ya, resourceful.
And these There Skateboards folks, they teamed up with Nike to make some special shoes. Heard they’re droppin’ ‘em on a Friday. Folks are all excited, like it’s the second comin’ of somethin’ or other. I tell ya, young people these days, they get worked up over the strangest things.
I also heard folks arguin’ whether skateboardin’ is still good, or if it’s lost its way. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. If folks wanna skateboard, let ‘em skateboard! Who am I to judge? As long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody or tearin’ up my garden, they can do as they please.

Anyways, these Nike SB Dunk Low shoes, they seem to be the cat’s meow, as they say. Whether you’re skateboardin’ or just walkin’ to the store, folks seem to like ‘em. Me? I’ll stick to my slippers. But if you’re young and spry and want some fancy shoes, I guess you could do worse than them There Skateboards Nike SB shoes. Just don’t go breakin’ your neck on that skateboard thing, ya hear?
And another thing, they say these Nike SB shoes, you can wear ‘em for all sorts of things. Dress ‘em up, dress ‘em down, whatever you want. Seems mighty practical to me, even if they do look a bit flashy. You know, back in my day, you had work shoes and church shoes, and that was it. Now they got shoes for everythin’! It’s a wonder folks got any money left over after buyin’ all these shoes.
So, if you’re lookin’ for some new shoes, and you wanna be like the cool kids, maybe give them There Skateboards Nike SB shoes a try. But don’t blame me if you trip and fall. I warned ya! And remember, comfort is key. You gotta be able to walk and stand and do your chores without your feet hurtin’. That’s the most important thing, far as I’m concerned. And if these fancy shoes can do that, then maybe they ain’t so bad after all.
Nike Skateboarding, they call it. Got shoes, clothes, and even gear for skateboardin’. Sounds like a whole world I don’t know nothin’ about. But these young’uns, they seem to love it. And if it keeps ‘em outta trouble, then I reckon it’s alright by me. Just be careful out there, kids, and wear a helmet, ya hear?
And that’s all I gotta say about these here There Skateboards Nike SB shoes. If you like ‘em, buy ‘em. If you don’t, don’t. It ain’t rocket science. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go soak my feet. All this talkin’ about shoes has got ‘em achin’.
