Hey there, y’all! Let’s jaw about them fancy purses, the kind the city gals carry, ya know, them Louis Vuitton handbags limited edition ones. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two.
First off, what in tarnation is a “limited edition” anyway? Sounds like somethin’ they don’t make a whole heap of. Like my grandma’s pickle recipe, only she made that ’cause she ran outta dill, not ’cause she was fancy. These purse folks, they make a few special ones, then they stop. Makes ’em expensive, I reckon. More expensive than a whole henhouse, probably.
Now, I heard tell of a fella named Gaston somethin’-or-other. He started makin’ these bags way back in the old days, like when radios were the newfangled thing. He made one called the Keepall, I think. Sounds like it could hold a whole mess of stuff, maybe even a small chicken or two! But them limited edition ones, they’re somethin’ else.
- Takashi Murakami Bags: Folks say this fella Murakami, he done went and put all sorts of colors and pictures on them bags. Real eye-catchin’ stuff, like a rooster in a flower patch. I seen a picture once, looked like a cartoon exploded on a purse. Not my cup of tea, but city folks seem to like ’em. These came out when some fella named Marc somethin’ was runnin’ the show over at Louis Vuitton. Don’t know when exactly, but it was a while back. They say these bags, the ones with all them colors, they cost a pretty penny. More than my old mule Bessie, that’s for sure.
- Van Gogh Bags: And then there’s this Van Gogh fella. He was a painter, they say. Never met him myself, but folks talk about him like he was some kinda big deal. Louis Vuitton, they went and put his paintin’s on a bag. Called it the Montaigne Van Gogh, somethin’ like that. Purty thing, I guess, if you like that kinda stuff. I prefer a good quilt pattern myself. But these Van Gogh bags, they’re real special. They say they’re “splurge-worthy,” which I guess means they cost more than a new tractor.
Now, I ain’t never owned one of these Louis Vuitton limited edition purses, and I probably never will. I got my own bags, made of good sturdy cloth, and they hold everything I need. But I see them city gals with their fancy bags, and I just shake my head. They payin’ all that money for somethin’ that’ll probably just get dirty. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
I heard tell they got all kinds of different limited edition bags. Some made outta fancy leather, like alligator skin. Can you imagine? A gator on your arm! And some with all sorts of patterns and doodads. They got prices on ’em, too, that’ll make your hair stand on end. Some over a thousand dollars! Heck, I could buy a whole new cow for that much!
I also saw pictures of ones with special kind of leather that they call “Rubis Soft Calfskin”, “Monogram” whatever that means, and “Bleuet Epi Jacquard” which I have no idea what that is. All these words that sound fancy and expensive. They also got different sizes for different things. Some are tiny and some are as big as a small dog carrier. And the colors, oh the colors! Not just brown and black like a good pair of work boots. They got blues, reds, yellows, every color you can think of.
So, there you have it. My two cents on them Louis Vuitton handbags limited edition. They’re fancy, they’re expensive, and they’re probably not for the likes of us country folk. But they sure are somethin’ to look at, ain’t they? Like a peacock struttin’ its feathers. Just remember, a good strong bag that holds your stuff is worth more than all the fancy fixin’s in the world. But if you got the money to spare, and you like shiny, fancy things, then go ahead and get yourself one of them Louis Vuitton bags. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you get a scratch on it.
