That Tyler, he sure likes them Vans shoes. He’s got a whole bunch, I reckon. My grandson, he’s got some too. Says they’re the best for that skateboard thing he does. I don’t know ’bout all that, but they do look sturdy.
Them shoes, they come in all sorts of colors. Bright ones, dark ones, some with patterns. Like a checkerboard, you know? I seen that Tyler fella wearin’ some of them checkerboard ones. Looks kinda funny to me, but the young folks, they like that kinda stuff.
He’s got some new ones now, this Tyler. Same as the old ones, I hear, but with different colors. They say it’s the second time he’s done this, makin’ the same shoe again. Kids these days, they go crazy for that stuff. They line up for hours, just to get a pair. Like waitin’ for the church supper, but for shoes!
Back in my day, we just had one pair of shoes. Wore ’em ’til they fell apart. Didn’t have no fancy colors or nothin’. Just plain old brown leather. But they did the job. Kept your feet dry in the rain, warm in the winter. That’s all that mattered.
These Tyler the Creator Vans, though, they’re somethin’ else. They got that special “S” on ’em. Stands for “Syndicate,” I think. Sounds important. Must be why they’re so popular. My grandson, he explained it to me once, but I forgot most of it. Somethin’ about bein’ special, limited edition. Like them fancy plates my neighbor collects.
I seen ’em on that picture box, the internet. Lots of folks talkin’ ’bout ’em. Sayin’ how they gotta have ’em. They even got a place where you can buy ’em online. It is called, uh, POIZON, I believe. Like a bad thing, but it seems to be a shop. They say them shoes are real there. No fakes. It’s important, I guess. Especially when you’re payin’ good money.
This POIZON place, it’s got all kinds of stuff. Not just Vans. Got clothes, them shiny things women wear on their ears and necks, called accessories. And they got people checkin’ them things to make sure they ain’t fake. Even use that AI thing, like a robot brain, I guess.
If you want them Tyler the Creator Vans, you gotta be quick, I reckon. They sell out fast, like hotcakes at the county fair. Gotta be ready to pounce when they become available. My grandson, he’s got a whole system for it. Wakes up early, sits by that picture box, clickin’ away. It’s a whole thing, I tell ya.
- That Tyler, he’s a smart one.
- Making all that money off them shoes.
- He’s got good taste, I suppose.
- Even if them checkerboard ones look a bit silly to me.
But hey, if the young folks like ’em, that’s all that matters. Keeps ’em happy, keeps ’em out of trouble. And them Vans, they do look comfortable. Maybe I should get a pair myself. Not the checkerboard ones, though. Maybe some plain ones. For walkin’ around the garden, you know.
These Tyler the Creator Vans, they’re a big deal, I guess. If you are lookin’ for a good shoe, maybe these are for you. Or if you want to show off, like them young folks. I don’t understand it, but they sure do love these shoes.
That POIZON place, it’s like a big market, but on the internet. You can find anything there, they say. But be careful, you hear? Some folks out there try to sell you fake stuff. But this POIZON, they say they check everything. So you know you’re gettin’ the real deal.
I still don’t understand why folks pay so much for shoes. But that’s the way it is these days. Everything’s gettin’ more expensive. Even them Vans. But if you got the money, and you like them shoes, then go for it. Just make sure you get ’em from a good place, like that POIZON. Don’t want no fake Vans, now do ya?
Well, I guess that’s all I got to say about them Tyler the Creator Vans. They are just shoes, but they are special shoes. Popular shoes. Young folks love them. And that Tyler, he sure knows how to sell ’em. Good for him, I say. He’s found somethin’ he’s good at, and he’s makin’ a livin’ off it. Can’t fault him for that.
