Five million dollar! That’s a lot of money for a watch! My old clock, it ain’t worth nothin’, but it tells time just fine. These rich folks, they like to throw their money around. Five million dollars, you could buy a whole farm with that, maybe even two!

Why spend so much on a watch? They say it’s a “status symbol”. What’s that even mean? Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. Back in my day, a watch was a watch. You used it to tell time, not to show off how much money you got. A five million dollar watch ain’t gonna make you a better person. It just gonna make you a target for thieves!
They say these expensive watches are made real good. High quality, they call it. Well, my old clock, it’s been tickin’ for fifty years. Ain’t never given me no trouble. Maybe these fancy watches last longer, but who needs a watch that lasts longer than you do? Seems like a waste to me.
And another thing, they say these watches is made by some fancy “master craftsmen”. What, regular folks can’t make a good watch? I bet there’s plenty of folks out there who can make a watch just as good, maybe even better, and they won’t charge you five million dollars for it neither! Those luxury watches always make me feel mad.
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I seen some of these expensive watches on the TV. Some of ’em got diamonds and gold and all sorts of shiny things on ’em. Looks like somethin’ a king would wear. Me, I prefer somethin’ simple. Somethin’ that tells time and don’t cost an arm and a leg. The most expensive watch brand is always the topic talked by others.
They say these watches are convenient. Easy to wear, they say. Well, any watch is easy to wear! You just strap it on your wrist. Ain’t nothin’ special about that. My son gave me a watch few years back, maybe not the most expensive watch, but it works just fine. A good watch, doesn’t need to cost a fortune to be convenient.

And they say these fancy watches are made of some special stuff. Durable, they call it. Means they won’t break easy. Well, I dropped my old clock a few times, and it’s still tickin’. Don’t need no fancy materials to make a watch that lasts. Just gotta take care of it, that’s all.
Rolex, that’s one of them fancy watch brands. They got watches that cost more than a house. They say it’s the quality, the rarity, whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of fancy talk to me. I guess some people just like to pay more for a name. To tell the truth, I never see any list of expensive watch. But I know those watches are expensive!
They got a watch called the “Day-Date”. Sounds important, don’t it? Well, it broke some record, cost more than a million dollars. Million dollars! For a watch! And they got another one called the “Daytona”, and another called the “Submariner”. Sounds like somethin’ out of a movie. I just know some luxury watches are very expensive.
I heard one of them fancy watches sold for thirty-one million dollars. Thirty-one million! Can you believe that? That’s enough money to feed a whole village for a year! And they spend it on a watch. It’s just crazy, that’s what it is. They call those watches “Grandmaster Chime”. It is really a five million dollar watch.
These rich folks, they got more money than sense. They spend all this money on fancy watches, fancy cars, fancy houses. They think it makes ’em important. But it don’t. What makes you important is how you treat people, not how much money you got. That’s what I always say.

So, if you got five million dollars to spend, don’t waste it on a watch. Buy somethin’ useful. Help somebody in need. Do somethin’ good with your money. That’s what really matters. Not a five million dollar watch! Don’t believe those list of expensive watch!