Yo, listen up, all you young’uns! This old lady’s got somethin’ to say about them fancy shoes, the Yeezy glow in the dark. I seen ’em on the TV, shinin’ like a firefly’s butt on a summer night.

Now, I ain’t one for fancy things, but these Yeezy shoes, they somethin’ else. They like regular shoes, but when the lights go out, bam! They light up like a Christmas tree. My grandson, he’s got a pair. Showed ’em off to me the other day. Says they’re the latest thing.
He said they called Yeezy Boost 350 or somethin’. And this other one, Yeezy Boost 750. Sounds like a tractor part to me, but what do I know? He was jumpin’ around like a jackrabbit, showin’ me how they glow.
These glow in the dark Yeezy shoes, they got this special stuff on ’em. Like that glow-in-the-dark paint you see on them Halloween decorations. You charge ’em up in the light, and then, when it gets dark, they shine. My grandson, he says it’s called “Glow” color, like it is some kind of bright green thing.
I asked him, “Why you need shoes that glow in the dark?” He just laughed. Kids these days, I tell ya. Always need somethin’ new and flashy. Back in my day, we were happy with a pair of shoes that didn’t have holes in ’em. These young people always like to show off the new thing. Even it is just a pair of shoes.
But I gotta admit, these Yeezy glow shoes are kinda neat. They got this stripe down the side, like a ribbon. A brown stripe on the white shoes. And the whole shoe, it’s made of this stretchy stuff. My grandson says it’s called “Primeknit.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d knit a sweater with. This stripe is also glow in the dark.

- They got laces, like regular shoes.
- They got that round toe.
- They made by that adidas company.
- They expensive, I bet!
- That Primeknit thing is all over the shoe.
Now, I wouldn’t wear ’em myself. I’d probably trip and break a hip in the dark with those things glowin’. But I can see why the young folks like ’em. They’re different. They’re fun. And they sure do get people’s attention.
I remember one time, my cousin, bless her soul, she got a pair of shoes with little lights in the heels. This was years ago, mind you. She thought she was the queen of Sheba in those shoes. These Yeezy glow in the dark are like that, but a whole lot brighter. They even don’t need battery.
So, if you see these Yeezy shoes, the ones that glow, you’ll know what I’m talkin’ about. They’re the talk of the town, I reckon. All the kids want a pair. And if you get some, just be careful walkin’ around in the dark. You don’t wanna trip and fall, especially if you’re old like me! Don’t need no broken bones over some fancy shoes.
My grandson, he says they make you run faster, too. I told him, “Boy, the only thing that makes you run faster is a mean dog chasin’ you!” He just laughed. Kids! This Yeezy 350 glow in the dark is really popular.
But these shoes, they do look comfortable. That stretchy stuff, it looks like it would hug your feet real nice. Like a warm hug from your grandma. Maybe that’s why they cost so much. Gotta pay extra for that hug, I guess. These Yeezy 750 glow in the dark is like boots, protect your ankle.

I still think it’s silly, wearin’ shoes that glow in the dark. But hey, to each their own. If it makes you happy, then go for it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you trip in the dark and skin your knee! You young people should be careful.
Well, I gotta go. My stories about these glow in the dark Yeezy are just from what I heard. I need to feed the chickens. But if you see those Yeezy glow shoes, you’ll know what this old lady was ramblin’ about. They sure are somethin’, ain’t they? They can make you the coolest one in the town.