Alright, alright, let’s talk about this deodorant stuff, you know, the thing you put under your arms so you don’t stink like a goat.

Can you mix deodorants? Well, I reckon it ain’t so simple. It ain’t like mixing flour and water to make dough, you see.
First off, what kinda stink are we talkin’ about? If you just sweat a bit but don’t smell too bad, maybe you just need that aluminum-free stuff. You know, the kinda thing that lets you sweat but keeps the bad smells away. They say you can even switch it up – use the strong stuff on busy days when you’re runnin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off, and the gentler stuff when you’re just sittin’ on the porch.
Now, how much of this stuff do you put on? Well, if it’s that stick thing, two or three swipes is enough. Don’t go crazy and slather it on like you’re butterin’ a biscuit. And if it’s that roll-on kind? Same thing, two or three rolls will do ya. More ain’t always better, you know. Too much and you’ll be a sticky mess.
- Using deodorant every day ain’t bad, especially after you wash up. Keeps you smellin’ decent, you know? Just make sure it don’t make you itch like a poison ivy patch. Find somethin’ that suits your skin, not somethin’ that’ll make you scratch all day long.
- And don’t forget, sweatin’ is natural. It’s how your body cools off, like openin’ a window on a hot day. The doctors, those smart fellas, say you should change your deodorant every six months or so. Guess it gets old, like everything else.
You wanna smell good all day? Well, it starts in the shower, believe it or not. Get yourself all cleaned up first, then think about the deodorant. And if you really wanna be fancy, get yourself some of that unscented stuff. They say it’s cheaper too, which is always a good thing.
Now, some folks say you can put deodorant on your neck and chest too. Me? I stick to the underarms. That’s where the stink comes from, ain’t it? But you do what you gotta do. Just don’t go overboard, or you’ll smell like a perfume factory exploded.

The doctors, they say the best way to fight stink is to be clean and use stuff made for that purpose. Not just any old thing, but somethin’ that’s meant to keep you smellin’ fresh. They got all sorts of soaps and washes and stuff now, even ones with tiny little scent bombs that go off all day long. Sounds fancy, but I reckon good old soap and water does the trick just fine.
How to use deodorant to smell fresh all day? Well, some of them roll-on things, they say you can use more if it ain’t got no smell. Like those cologne things men use. But if it’s got a strong smell, a little dab will do ya.
And here’s somethin’ else to think about. They got all kinds of fancy deodorants out there now. Different smells, different ways of puttin’ it on. But at the end of the day, it all comes down to the same thing – keeping you from smellin’ bad.
So, can you mix them? Well, I guess you could, but why bother? Find one that works and stick with it. That’s what I say. And don’t go wastin’ your money on a whole bunch of different kinds. Save that money for somethin’ important, like a good cup of coffee or a new pair of shoes.
And remember, a little bit goes a long way. You don’t need to smell like a flower garden to smell clean. Just enough to keep the stink away is all you need. That’s the long and short of it, as far as I’m concerned. Now, go on and do somethin’ useful. Don’t just sit there readin’ all day.

Some tips to keep fresh all day long:
- Wash good in the shower
- Use the right amount of deodorant, don’t over do it
- Pick a deodorant that don’t make you itch
- Maybe try the unscented kind if you are sensitive
That’s about all I know about this deodorant business. Hope it helps ya stay smellin’ good and feelin’ fresh. Now go on, get outta here and enjoy your day.