That Tissot T-Race T-Touch, huh? My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it. They say it’s some fancy watch. Sounds like a mouthful to me, that Tissot T-Race T-Touch. What happened to just callin’ a watch a watch?

Tissot, they say that’s a good brand. Swiss, whatever that means. Sounds expensive, that Tissot. This old lady ain’t never had nothin’ Swiss. We just had what we had, and that was good enough. This T-Touch, you touch it and it does things, I reckon? Like magic or somethin’.
They say this here Tissot T-Race T-Touch got all sorts of things on it. Altimeter, barometer, compass. Back in my day, if you wanted to know the weather, you just stuck your head out the door. And a compass? We just followed the sun, kept the mossy side of the trees on our left, you knew where north was. Now they got it all on a little ol’ watch. That T-Touch must be somethin’ else.
- Altimeter – what in tarnation is that? Tells you how high up you are, maybe?
- Barometer – sounds like somethin’ you’d find at the doctor’s office.
- Compass – now that I know. Points north. But who needs it on a watch?
- Alarm – that’s handy, I reckon. Wake you up for chores.
I seen a picture of that Tissot T-Race T-Touch. Big ol’ thing. Like wearin’ a dinner plate on your wrist. My old man, bless his soul, he had a pocket watch. Kept it on a chain. That was a good watch. Told the time, that’s all it needed to do. This T-Touch, it probably does everything but butter your bread. That Tissot T-Race must be for them fancy racers. They are always in a hurry.
They say this Tissot is for everyone. Young folks, old folks. Though I can’t imagine why a young’un would need somethin’ so complicated. They got them phones now, them things do everything. But, then again, I don’t know about the younger generation.
Some folks say they like another one, the Racing-Touch. Sounds like another one of them fancy Tissot T-Touch watches. With a steel bracelet, no less. Like somethin’ a king would wear. They say it’s good for travel. Well, I ain’t never traveled much. Went to the next county once for a weddin’. Didn’t need no fancy watch for that. Just a clean dress and a pie for the potluck.

This Tissot T-Race T-Touch, it’s got folks’ attention. They are talkin’ about it, I tell ya. Must be somethin’ special to make such a fuss. I heard it’s like a new kind of this T-Touch thing. A reboot, they call it. Like startin’ all over again. Maybe it’s even better than the old one. Who knows? This old lady sure don’t.
But I’ll tell you what, that Tissot, they must be doin’ somethin’ right. Makin’ watches for a long time, I hear. Swiss watches, they’re supposed to be the best. Like a good pair of shoes, a good watch will last you a long time, they say. This T-Touch seems to be a very good one. Not like them cheap ones that break after a year. That Tissot T-Race T-Touch must be an expensive watch.
Now, I don’t need no fancy watch to tell me what time it is. I got a clock on the wall and the sun in the sky. But I can see why folks like that Tissot T-Race T-Touch. It’s a pretty thing, I reckon. And if it makes ’em happy, well, that’s all that matters. Just don’t go askin’ me to set it. I wouldn’t know where to start with all them buttons and doohickeys. You know the young people will love this T-Touch, you know.
This whole Tissot T-Race T-Touch thing is beyond me. They say it is like a piece of luxury. But in my time, luxury is a full belly and a roof over your head. A good watch is good, but it can’t feed you or keep you warm. But like I said, if it makes folks happy, then that’s good. Just hope they don’t forget what’s really important in life. And that ain’t no fancy watch, not even a Tissot. But if you have money to spend, you can buy this T-Touch, it looks good, you know.