This here, this Air Jordan 1 All Star, you know, that shoe, it’s a big deal, I tell ya.

It’s like, them young folks, they all want them. Air Jordan 1 All Star, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They line up for it, like we used to line up for the feed delivery on Tuesdays.
Now, these shoes, they ain’t cheap. Nope. Cost more than a good used plow, I reckon. But them kids, they gotta have ’em. They say it’s ’cause they’re special, these Air Jordan 1, they are.
They come in all sorts of colors, like a rainbow after a summer storm. This All Star one, it’s got a bunch. They say it is like a star in the sky, I don’t know much about it. But they sure look flashy.
And gettin’ ’em, well, that’s a whole other story. It ain’t like walkin’ into the general store and pickin’ out a pair of boots. No sir. They got this thing, they call it “online.”
- They say you gotta be quick.
- Like catchin’ a greased piglet at the county fair.
- You gotta click them buttons fast.
They use computers. Not my strong suit. Can’t tell a computer from a toaster, if I’m honest. But these young’uns, they’re glued to them things. Always clickin’ and tappin’.

And they got these other things, “bots” they call ’em. Sounds like somethin’ outta one of them space movies. These bots, they help ’em get the shoes faster, they say. Cheatin’, if you ask me. But what do I know?
Back in my day, if you wanted somethin’, you worked for it. You saved up your pennies. You waited your turn. None of this clickin’ and bot nonsense.
These Air Jordan 1 shoes, they’re like gold, I tell ya. Folks buy ’em and sell ’em for more money. Like flippin’ houses, but with shoes. It’s a crazy world, this shoe world.
They even got this thing called a “release date.” That’s when the shoes come out. Like a movie premiere, but for shoes. People get all excited. It’s a sight to see, I suppose.
Some folks even line up outside stores. For days, sometimes. Can you believe that? Sleepin’ on the sidewalk, just for a pair of shoes. These Jordan 1, they must be somethin’ else. I guess some people just want to have the new stuff first.

I heard some fellas talkin’ down at the feed store. Said these Air Jordan 1 All Star, they’re gonna be worth a fortune someday. Like them old baseball cards. Collectibles, they call ’em.
Maybe I should get me a pair. Nah, what would I do with ’em? I’d rather have a new pair of overalls, to be honest.
But if you’re one of them young folks, chasin’ after these shoes, here’s what I hear you gotta do:
- First, you gotta know when they’re comin’ out. This “release date” thing.
- Then, you gotta find these websites. They got lists of ’em. They said you can find them online.
- Then you gotta be fast. Click them buttons like your life depends on it.
- And pray them bots don’t get ’em first.
- Some people go to the store, wait in line for it.
- They said these shoes are expensive, very expensive.
It’s a lot of work, just for shoes. But hey, to each their own, I reckon. If it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge?
Just remember, there’s more to life than just shoes, even these fancy Air Jordan 1 All Star ones. There are also some other shoes, they call them Jordan 4, Jordan 11, all these numbers, I can not remember all of them. But these shoes, you know, they said they will be sold out soon. So you need to be very quick, or you will miss it.

Like a good harvest, you gotta be ready and you gotta be quick. Or you’ll miss out, and all that’s left are the scraps.
And don’t spend all your money on shoes, you hear? Save some for a rainy day. ‘Cause you never know when you might need it. That’s what my mama always used to say. This is what I heard from people, that those shoes cost much money to make, maybe 20 or 30, I am not sure. But they sell them for a lot more. Be careful.
Well, that’s all I got to say about these Air Jordan 1 All Star shoes. It’s a crazy world, this shoe world. But it sure is interestin’ to watch, from the sidelines, that is. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.