This new boss, he’s a real piece of work, I tell ya. He come in here, all fancy-like, thinking he knows everything. New boss meme, that’s what they call it, I heard. Like those picture things on the computer, ya know? This whole thing, it’s a big joke, like one of them memes. He ain’t gonna last long, mark my words. He’s got these big ideas, all these changes he wants to make. Like we ain’t been doing things right all these years.
He’s always yapping about, what’s he call it? Expectations. Big word for him. Well, I got some expectations too! I expect to do my job, same as always. And I expect him to stay outta my way. I tell ya, we was doing just fine before he got here. It just make me so angry, you know.
First day, he comes in, wants to have a meeting. A meeting! We got work to do, ain’t got time for no meeting. New boss meme, indeed. He starts talking about team, team this, team that. We all a team, yeah, we been a team before you showed up, mister fancy pants. I guess he want to feel important or something. I don’t know.
- He don’t know nothin’ about how we do things around here.
- He comes in, changin’ everything, makin’ a mess.
- We been doin’ just fine before he got here, I tell ya.
- He’s all about these new ways, these fancy ideas, new boss meme, huh!
- He just want us to do whatever he say. He don’t care about our opinion.
He wants us to ask questions, he says. What’s there to ask? I know my job. He’s the one who needs to learn a thing or two. He’s always talking about dynamics or something. What’s that even mean? Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. This whole new boss meme thing, it’s just a headache.
He thinks he’s so smart, with his fancy words and his fancy clothes. He even got a fancy car. I saw it. But he don’t know nothin’ about hard work. I tell ya, these young folks these days, they got it easy. They come here expect everything on a silver plate. Back in my day, we work hard, and we don’t complain. But this new boss, he only know how to complain.
And let me tell you, I ain’t quitting. They think they can push us around? No way. I been here longer than he’s been alive, probably. I seen bosses come and go. This one, he’ll be gone soon enough. New boss meme will be old news fast. He thinks he can make us do all his work. He think we are stupid. He is wrong.
He wants us to be happy, he says. Happy! How can we be happy with him messing everything up? He’s got all these plans, these strategies, he calls them. Sounds like a bunch of baloney to me. It ain’t gonna work, I tell ya. This place has been here for a long time, way before he even know this place exist. We know how to do our job, just leave us alone.
New job, new boss, same old story. They always come in, thinking they know better. They don’t. They never do. This new boss meme, it’s just a reminder that some things never change. They talk about excitement, nerves. But that ain’t real. Real is doing the job, day in, day out. I ain’t afraid of hard work.
- This new boss, he’s a joke, a real new boss meme.
- He’ll learn his lesson soon enough, I guarantee it.
- We ain’t going nowhere, no matter what he tries.
- He’s got a lot to learn about how things work around here.
- We’ll still be here when he’s long gone, you’ll see. He think he is smart. But he is not.
So, yeah, this new boss, he’s a real character. A new boss meme in the making. But we’ll see who has the last laugh. We always do. We know what we are doing. He is the one who don’t know anything. We will see how long he can last. I give him a month. Maybe two.
He think he can change us? No. He only change himself. We will teach him how we do things here. Then he will understand. If he is smart, he will listen to us. If not, he will be gone soon. Like I said, he is just a new boss meme. Nothing more.
