Yo, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout that Louis Vuitton Kanye West thing. That Kanye, he’s a big shot, you know? Heard he makes a heap of money, like more money than we ever seen in our whole lives. I seen it on the TV, he’s always wearin’ them fancy clothes, singin’ his songs. He’s a music fella, makes them rap songs the young folks all listen to these days.
Now, this Louis Vuitton, that’s some fancy stuff. Real expensive. Like, you could buy a whole herd of cows for the price of one of them bags, I reckon. I seen them rich folks in the city carryin’ ’em around, lookin’ all important. My granddaughter, she showed me a picture of them Louis Vuitton shoes Kanye designed. I said, “Those cost more than your pa’s old truck!”
They call him the Louis Vuitton Don. Can you believe that? Sounds like one of them movie gangsters. I guess it means he’s the big boss of Louis Vuitton or somethin’. I heard folks on the street call him that, “Louis Vuitton Don“. He must be real proud of that name, that Kanye West. That is for sure, he is.
This whole Kanye West Louis Vuitton thing, it’s a big deal. They got these shoes, they call ’em sneakers. But these ain’t no regular sneakers like we used to wear. These are Louis Vuitton Kanye West sneakers. Cost more than a year’s worth of groceries, I bet. I heard some of them sell for like $8,000, even $10,000! I say, that’s just crazy. You could buy a whole farm for that much money. Back in my days, we never spent that much money on a pair of shoes. Not even on the whole family’s shoes.
- Kanye West, he’s the music man.
- Louis Vuitton, that’s the fancy brand.
- Kanye West and Louis Vuitton made shoes together.
- Them shoes, they called the Louis Vuitton Don.
- They cost more than all get-out.
I seen a picture of them Kanye West Louis Vuitton shoes. They were all dark-colored, they call it “Anthracite”. Sounds like some kinda disease, but I guess it’s just a fancy word for black or dark grey. Another one is in light color. They call it “Cream”. I don’t know why they call the color like that. But I heard it is a popular one. People like to buy that color. I guess it is pretty. But for that price? No, thank you. I wouldn’t wear ’em even if someone gave ’em to me for free. I’d be too scared of scuffin’ ’em up.
I remember a few years back, there was all this talk ’bout Kanye West and Louis Vuitton workin’ together. Nobody knew what they were up to. It was all hush-hush. Like some big secret. Then, bam! They come out with these shoes. And everyone went wild. The young folks, they all wanted a pair. Even though they cost a fortune.
Now, I hear that Kanye West, he’s a big deal in the music world. They say he charges a lot of money to sing at parties and such. I heard someone say he gets paid more than $2,500,000, yeah, that’s a lot of zeros, to show up somewhere. Can you believe that? For one night’s work! He must be livin’ the high life, that Kanye. He’s probably got a big house and a fancy car, all paid for by them Louis Vuitton shoes, I reckon. And maybe his music too. That Kanye West, he is a big shot.
This whole Louis Vuitton Kanye West thing, it’s just somethin’ else. It’s a world away from what we know. But I guess that’s just how it is these days. The young folks, they like their fancy things. And if they got the money to spend, well, who am I to judge? But I’ll tell you what, I’d rather have a new roof on my house than a pair of them Kanye West Louis Vuitton shoes. That’s for sure. They are just too expensive. I don’t know what they are thinking. They just buy and buy. Maybe they have too much money.
Kanye West. Louis Vuitton. Two names I never thought I’d hear together. But there you have it. The world’s a crazy place, ain’t it? You just never know what’s gonna happen next. These days, anything is possible. But I still think it is crazy to spend that much money on shoes. I really don’t understand.