You see that gal, Megan Fox? My, oh my, she sure knows how to get folks talkin’. She’s always wearing those, uh, thongs. Yeah, that’s the word. Tiny little things. Not much more than a string, I tell ya. Just enough to cover the, well, you know. My eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw her.
She was wearin’ one of them Megan Fox thongs the other day. Black as night, it was. And a top, too, but barely there. Just a little scrap of fabric, like a napkin someone had tied around her chest. Made from the same black stuff as the thong. You could see just about everything. What is that brand she wears? Mug…Mug…Mug something? Fancy stuff. Costs more than I make in a month!
I saw a picture of her in it, sprawled out on some fancy, light-colored couch. Looked like it belonged in one of those fancy houses, not outside like that. And she has on one of her thong. I don’t know where she gets the nerve. Back in my day, we wouldn’t be caught dead in somethin’ like that, especially in public! My mama would’ve had a fit.
I heard she was at some big music show thing. Lolla-something. Down in, where was it? Chile? Somewhere down south. With that fella she’s always with, the one with all the tattoos. The one who sings, I reckon. He must like those Megan Fox thongs, I suppose. Keeps him happy, maybe.
Now, I ain’t one to judge. Well, maybe I am a little. But, that Megan Fox, she’s a pretty thing, I’ll give her that. Even if she does wear those skimpy little thongs. She’s got a figure for it, I guess. Not like me, all lumpy and bumpy these days. Gravity, you know. Gets us all in the end.
But still, a thong? In public? That’s a bit much, even for these young folks. I remember when a swimsuit covered you up good. Now it’s all about showin’ off. And that Megan Fox thong, well, that’s about as showy as it gets.
I don’t know. She is always wearing those outfits. Sometimes, it is just a piece of cloth. Her man must be rich. He buys her those outfits, and then she puts them on. They cost a lot of money. So much money. I don’t even know how much. But it must be a lot of money.
They say it’s a “fashion” thing. These young people and their fashions. Back in my day, we wore clothes to cover ourselves up, not to show everything off. But that Megan Fox thong, I just don’t know, It’s like she’s tryin’ to get everyone’s attention.
- She sure likes those thongs.
- Always wearin’ ’em.
- Black ones, mostly.
- Not much to ’em.
- Shows off a lot.
Well, I guess if you got it, flaunt it, right? That’s what they say. And that Megan Fox, she’s definitely got it. Whatever “it” is. And that is Megan Fox Thong. It is a thing. Everyone is talking about it. But I think it is too much. It makes me feel weird. But she is pretty.
I saw another picture, I think it was at some awards show. Billboard, maybe? She was wearing this dress, if you could call it that. This is a Megan Fox Thong, right? All cut up, with holes everywhere. Sheer, they call it. See-through. Cost a fortune, I bet. More holes than fabric, that dress. And a thong, of course. Always a thong with that one.
I just don’t get these young folks today. Always pushin’ the boundaries. Wearin’ next to nothin’. But hey, it’s their life, I suppose. If she wants to wear a Megan Fox thong everywhere she goes, that’s her business. Just don’t expect me to understand it. She can wear what she wants. I just think it is too much.
She was laying down on that couch. Like she was sleepin’. But with that thong on. Outside. I just. I don’t understand. It looks silly. Maybe she thinks it looks nice. I don’t know. I’m not like her. She’s famous. I’m not. But I still think it is silly. It is a Megan Fox Thong.
