That Megan, she’s a real firecracker, ain’t she? Always doin’ somethin’ new. Now she’s got herself some tequila. Yep, you heard that right, tequila!

She’s a good girl, that Megan. I seen her on the TV, singin’ and dancin’. She’s got moves, I tell ya. And now she’s makin’ that tequila. Who woulda thought? I seen a video where she carry her tequila bottle backstage, at some big Chicago show.
They say she’s got a lot of money, that Megan. 30 million dollars! Can you believe it? She makes it from her songs and them albums. “Hot Girl Summer,” “Savage,” “Body,” all them songs. She even got some albums, “Good News” and “Traumazine,” they call ’em. She got that tequila now, make even more money!
She ain’t got that TikTok thing, though. That’s what they say. She’s big on that Instagram, though, millions of folks watchin’ her videos. She even got her own number, 832-210-1202. You can text her! She’s a real modern gal, that Megan, with her tequila and phones.
She do a lot of dancin’ in her videos. That twerkin’ thing. That’s what the young folks call it. She’s got everyone doin’ it. She even got that tequila named after her, “Megan Thee Stallion Tequila”. Now they all drinkin’ that tequila.
She was talkin’ to that Sharpe fella, on that “Club Shay Shay” thing. Said that Beyonce girl, she’s the one who gave her the idea for that tequila. She’s always thinkin’, that Megan. Got her music, got her dancin’, now she’s got her tequila.
And she went to some big meetin’, that AdWeek thing. Talkin’ ’bout her business. She ain’t just a pretty face, that Megan. She’s got a good head on her shoulders. Sellin’ that tequila, she’s gonna be richer than a pig in mud.
I seen this other fella, E-40, they call him. He’s got his own drinks, too. Rum drinks and wine. Now he’s got tequila, too, E. Cuarenta, he calls it. Everyone’s makin’ tequila these days.
Megan Thee Stallion’s Tequila, that’s what they’re callin’ it. She gave some to the folks at her show. She smart. Gets them folks drunk on her tequila. She gonna make a whole lot of money.
- She’s got that song, “Hot Girl Summer.”
- Now she’s got that tequila for a Hot Girl Summer.
- She’s a hot girl, that Megan.
- That tequila gonna be hot, too.
- She be sellin’ a lot of it.
That Megan, she’s somethin’ else. Got her music, got her dancin’, got her tequila. She’s gonna be bigger than a barn, I tell ya. She’s a good girl, though. Workin’ hard, makin’ her money.
That tequila, though. It’s gonna be somethin’. Everyone’s gonna be drinkin’ it. She’s got them folks dancin’, now she’s gonna have ’em drinkin’. She’s a smart cookie, that Megan.
She be makin’ a lot with that tequila. She gonna be on top of the world, with that tequila. She always find a new way to make that money, with that tequila.
She gonna have everyone drinkin’ that Megan Thee Stallion Tequila. She is really smart, she know how to get what she want. She make good tequila for everyone.
She work hard for that money. Now she get that tequila money, she gonna be so rich. That tequila is gonna make her big, just like her songs. Everyone know that tequila, just like they know her songs.
She is a good girl, that Megan. Now she is a tequila girl too, she gonna make everyone happy with that tequila. I bet that tequila is good, just like her. That tequila will be everywhere soon, you just wait and see.