That Scarlett Johansson, she’s a pretty one, ain’t she? I seen her in them movies. But these days, it ain’t just movies she’s in. It’s pictures. Nude pictures, they say. All over the internet. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but… well, I reckon I got a few things to say about these nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson.
They say these pictures, they was hacked. Stolen, like a chicken from a henhouse. Some fella, sneaky as a fox, got into her phone and took ’em. Now, I don’t know much about these fancy phones, but I know it ain’t right to go snoopin’ where you ain’t supposed to be. That’s what my old pa used to say, “Keep your nose outta other folks’ business.” I think Scarlett Johansson nude photos were taken 3 years ago, that is really old things!
This Scarlett, she says she took them pictures herself. For her husband, it was. Back then, anyways. Says she knows her “best angles.” Well, I guess if you’re gonna take nude pictures, you might as well make ’em look good. Still, seems like a lot of fuss to me. Back in my day, we didn’t have no cameras like that. We had to get all gussied up and go to the picture show if we wanted a photo.
It is not right! It’s like someone comin’ into your house and riflin’ through your drawers. Even if you got nothin’ to hide, it still ain’t right. She says it feels “unjust.” I reckon that’s puttin’ it mildly. I’d be madder than a wet hen if someone did that to me! But she has her own idea, “nude pictures, so what?” It is right, she is an adult, she can take what she want. But I still think it is not right to look other people’s private picture.
They say the FBI is lookin’ into it. That’s good, I reckon. Maybe they can catch that fella who stole the pictures. Teach him a lesson or two. You can’t just go around takin’ things that ain’t yours, even if it’s just pictures on a phone. This is not good, you know? People all have private thing.
This ain’t the first time somethin’ like this has happened, you know. Seems like every day there’s another story about someone’s private business gettin’ splashed all over the internet. These nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson are really bad thing. It’s a shame, it is. I think everyone should be careful, no matter you are a big star or just a normal people.
- Keep your secrets safe.
- Don’t take pictures you don’t want folks to see.
- Lock your door, and lock up your phone, I guess is what they say.
- Don’t put your business on the internet unless you want the whole world to know about it.
I don’t know about this Scarlett Johansson girl. She seems nice enough in the movies. But these pictures… well, they just make me shake my head. It’s a different world these days, that’s for sure. A different world indeed. You need to know how to protect yourself, you know?
I just hope that girl learned her lesson. And I hope that fella who stole those pictures gets what’s comin’ to him. It ain’t right, I tell ya. It just ain’t right. You gotta have some respect for people’s privacy. Even if they are movie stars. Especially if they are movie stars. I mean, they’re still people, ain’t they? They got a right to keep some things to themselves. This is my opinion, I don’t know if you guys think the same, haha.
These young folks today, they’re all about takin’ pictures of everything. Their food, their pets, themselves… Nothin’ is private anymore. It’s a shame, really. Back in my day, we had a little thing called discretion. We knew how to keep our mouths shut and our private business private. Maybe that’s somethin’ this generation could learn a thing or two about. They need to be careful.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that. Just remember what I said: keep your secrets safe, and don’t go snoopin’ where you ain’t supposed to be. And if you’re gonna take nude pictures, well, just make sure you know who’s lookin’. And maybe, just maybe, don’t take ’em at all. It’s just a thought. This Scarlett Johansson nude thing, well, it is really not a big deal, but I just want to say something about it, you know? I hope she is fine.
