Well, well, well, look what we got here, red Yeezy boots! Them things is somethin’ else. I seen a lot of shoes in my time, but these? These is different. Bright red, like a fire engine, you sure ain’t gonna lose ’em in a crowd.

My grandson, he’s all into these fancy shoes. He told me these Yeezy boots are a big deal. Says some fella named Kanye made ’em with Adidas. Now, I don’t know nothin’ about that, but I do know these boots are somethin’. They are red, like I said. Red like a tomato, red like a stop sign, red like the devil’s you-know-what.
He told me these Yeezy boots are special, made with some kinda fancy stuff. “Boost,” he calls it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d do to your car, not your shoes. But he says it makes ’em comfy. Like walkin’ on clouds, he says. Well, I ain’t never walked on no clouds, but I imagine it’s pretty nice.
Now, these red Yeezy boots ain’t cheap, I’ll tell ya that. My grandson, he saved up all his pennies for ’em. Worked all summer mowin’ lawns and whatnot. He coulda bought a whole new bicycle with that money, but no, he wanted these boots. Young folks these days, I swear. They come in different colors apparently, but the red ones are what he wanted. And I think all the kids want the red ones now. It’s crazy, I say.
But I gotta say, they do look kinda neat. Even on an old gal like me. I tried ’em on once, just for kicks. Felt kinda funny, like I was walkin’ on pillows. Not sure I’d wear ’em to the grocery store, though. Might scare the other folks. They are very, very red. Did I say that already? Oh well, it’s true. They’re redder than red.
He says these Yeezy boots are all the rage. Everybody wants ’em. Even them fancy folks on the TV. I saw one fella wearin’ a pair on the news the other day. Looked kinda silly to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old lady.

- These Yeezy boots, they got different kinds, too.
- Some are low, like regular shoes.
- Some are high, like these boots.
- My grandson, he likes the high ones. Says they look cooler.
- I guess that’s important when you’re young. Lookin’ cool.
These red Yeezy boots are somethin’ else, I’ll tell ya. They’re like nothin’ I ever seen before. They’re red, they’re comfy, they’re expensive, and they’re all the rage. If you’re into that kinda thing. Me? I’ll stick to my old sneakers. They may not be fancy, but they get the job done. And they ain’t red. Thank goodness. Red is too much for me.
I heard that Kanye and Adidas, they ain’t makin’ these no more. Some kinda fight, I don’t know. So these red Yeezy boots, they might be worth somethin’ someday. Like them old baseball cards my husband used to collect. Maybe my grandson is smarter than I thought.
If you see these red Yeezy boots, you’ll know it. They’re somethin’ alright. Bright red, like a firetruck. You can’t miss ’em. And apparently, they are comfortable. My grandson wears his all the time. To school, to the store, even to bed sometimes, I think! He really likes them, and that’s what counts, I suppose. Still, they are expensive. I don’t know how anyone can pay that much for shoes, let alone red ones. But it’s a different world today, that’s for sure.
If you want to get a pair, you better get it quick, I guess. They ain’t making them anymore, that’s what they say. And I can’t imagine how much they are going to cost when they are hard to find. Like those Beanie Babies my daughter used to collect. Everyone thought they’d be worth a fortune, and some were, but most weren’t. I wonder if it will be the same with these Yeezy boots? Only time will tell, I suppose.
These Yeezy shoes, my grandson, he’s got a pair of them too that he calls “350s”. He says they are the best ones. He wears them all the time. To the store, to school, even in the yard. He likes those ones a lot too. Says they are the best shoes ever. I don’t know about all that. But they sure are popular. All the kids have them.

The other day, I saw some red Yeezy boots that looked like they was made outta socks. Can you believe that? Socks! My grandson said they are a new kind. He called them “pods” or something like that. He wants a pair of those too. I swear, he’s gonna have a whole closet full of these Yeezy shoes before long.
I guess if you are looking for red Yeezy boots, you got a lot of choices. High ones, low ones, sock ones. It’s a crazy world, I tell ya. I remember when shoes were just shoes. Now they are a fashion statement, whatever that means.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about these red Yeezy boots. They’re somethin’ special, I guess. If you like that kinda thing. They sure are red, though. Can’t forget that. Redder than a fire hydrant!