Hey there, young’uns! Lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout that allure cologne men stuff. My grandson, he’s always sprayin’ himself with it. Smells fancy, I reckon. He says it makes him more, uh, “attractive.” Kids these days, always worryin’ ’bout that kinda thing.
Now, this here allure cologne, it ain’t cheap. He works hard for his money, though, so I guess he can spend it on whatever he wants. But back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy smells. A good wash with soap and water, that’s all we needed. Still, I gotta admit, he does smell pretty good after he puts it on.
He told me there’s different kinds of this cologne for men. Some are, like, woodsy, he says. Like a lumberjack or somethin’. Others are, uh, “citrusy.” Like oranges and lemons, I suppose. Then there’s some that are, what did he call it? “Spicy.” Like pepper, maybe? I don’t know, it’s all a bit much for me. But he seems to like it, so that’s all that matters, I guess.
- That boy, he always says “Grandma, gotta smell good for the ladies!”
- He sprays it on his neck, he says. And his wrists.
- Says you gotta put it on your “pulse points.” Whatever that means.
He showed me the bottle once. It’s all glass and shiny. Looks expensive, that’s for sure. He keeps it on his dresser, next to his, uh, hair gel and his comb. He’s a good lookin’ boy, that grandson of mine. Always been a charmer. Prob’ly gets that from his grandpa, rest his soul.
This allure cologne men, it’s a whole world, I tell ya. He tried to explain it all to me once. Something ’bout “top notes” and “base notes.” Like it’s music or somethin’. I just nodded along, didn’t understand a lick of it. He said the top notes are what you smell first. Then they fade away. Like, you know, when you first cut into a pie, it has a strong smell, that is “top notes”, you know? He said should be 30%. But this pie will become tasteless after a while.
He said findin’ the right cologne is like findin’ a good pair of shoes. Gotta find one that fits ya just right. And somethin’ ’bout your “natural scent.” Like we all have our own smell, I suppose. He says it mixes with the cologne and makes somethin’ new. Like, you know, cookin’ and addin’ spices to a stew. Makes it taste better, I reckon.
He says a good cologne can make a man feel more, uh, confident. Like he can take on the world. I guess that’s important, especially for young folks these days. They got a lot to deal with, more than we ever did. So if a little spray of somethin’ makes ’em feel better, then who am I to judge?
It’s like when I was young, and I put on a new dress for the dance. Made me feel pretty, and made the boys all line up to ask me to dance. Same idea, but with this allure cologne for men, I suppose.
- Don’t spray too much, he says. Just a little dab will do ya.
- He says different colognes are good for different times.
- Like, one for work, one for goin’ out, one for, uh, “special occasions.”
This “allure” one, he says it’s for, uh, attractin’ the ladies. Seems to work, too. He’s always got a new girl on his arm. Breaks my heart a little, seein’ him grow up so fast. But I’m happy for him. He deserves to be happy.
This whole men’s cologne thing, it’s a mystery to me. But I see how much it means to him. It’s like a part of who he is now, I guess. Like how I always wear my apron when I’m bakin’. It just feels right. He says this smell can be the “finishing touch”. Like, you know, put some pepper or sugar into food.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ some of this allure cologne men, I say go for it. Just don’t overdo it, you hear? A little goes a long way. And remember, it ain’t the smell that makes the man. It’s the heart. But a little somethin’ nice never hurt nobody, I reckon. And you need to find a smell that suit your taste, and your skin. You know, like find a Mr. Right.
Just like my grandson, he’s a good egg. And he smells good, too, thanks to that allure cologne. Can’t complain ’bout that, can I?
